All That Season 1 quotes

Guys...guys...listen up. Has anybody met Amanda yet?

You mean Amanda, our new cast member?

I'm afraid so.

Alisa Reyes

Wait second; what's wrong with Amanda?

Well, let's just say, she's way too happy and perky.

Lori Beth Denberg

Oh, I hate happy and perky.

Hi-hi, everyone, it's me, Amanda!

What's, what's up?

I just wanted to tell y'all how happy and perky I am to be joining the cast of All That. We're all gonna have such fun.

Oh, I'm sure we are.

Okay, everybody; gather 'round.

Aw, c'mon, Goldilocks.

Lori Beth Denberg

Uh, look, Amanda; nothing personal, but...we don't like to gather.

Oh, Lori Beth, you are so funny.

Lori Beth Denberg

Don't you forget it.

C'mon, you guys; I have something for all of you. Now, for the boys, I made you all a bunch of oatmeal and raisin cookies.

Oh, cookies!

And for the girls, stuffed animals! Lori Beth, I got you a bear, and for Alisa, a tiger. And for Katrina, a pretty pink bunny. Isn't he just too cute?

Way...too cute.

Five minutes! Show starts in five minutes! Oh, I see you've all met our new cast member, Amanda. Isn't she all happy and perky? I just know she's gonna fit right in. Oh, a bunny!

Amanda gave it to me.

Alisa

I got a tiger.

Lori Beth Denberg

Bear.

Cookies.

What wonderful gifts. I enjoy gifts.

Oh, Kevin; you didn't think I'd forget you, did you?

You got me a present?

Of course.

Give it...

I can't take too much more of her.

Lori Beth

She makes me queasy.

Even her cookies are too sweet.

You just don't like her 'cause she's all sweet and kindly. You know, we could all learn a thing or two from Amanda; that's what I say.

And this is for Kevin.

Chair!

A very special chair for a very special stage manager...

Oh, it's so comfy. My rear feels all happy. You know, I do need to relax now and then, you know...what's this red button right here?

Gee, I don't know. Why don't you push it?

Alrighty.

Adios, sucker.

You did that on purpose, didn't you?

Uh-huh.

Amanda? Just have one thing to say...welcome to the cast!

[while teaching the "gifted" class] "Now, did everybody here read Chapter 1?"

"Uh, Principal Pimpell. These books you gave us are weird".

"Yeah; no pictures".

"They're just full of these pages with little black squiggles".

"No; you got it upside down. Now, these little black 'squiggles' are symbols called 'letters'. Now, now, together, these letters form visual representations of words, like, for example, let me see...'coconut'! 'Coconut' is a word. Can anybody say, 'coconut'?"

"C-C-C-scissors?"

Superdude is lactose-intolerant. That means he can be harmed by dairy products.

You mean like ham?

No. Ham is meat. Dairy products include milk, butter, cream, cheese, cream cheese, and...

Yogurt!

I've got a squeegee!

You're the best, Superdude, even if you are lactose-intolerant.

Inside the box...is an orange.

Paula...your first question, dear?

Is it a fruit?

Yes!

Is it orange?

Wait...now, wait a minute. Now, Paula...did you ask if it's the color orange, or an actual orange, as in, the fruit?

I was asking if it was the color orange.

Okay; yes, it is the color orange, and, uh...I have a feeling that she's gonna guess what's in the box now.

Me, too. Is it some sort of musical instrument?

No; Paula? We've already told you it's a fruit...and it's orange.

Is it a trumpet?

No! Paula! We've told you that it is not a musical instrument, and that it is a fruit, and that it is orange...as in a fruit that is orange, or an orange fruit...

Do you use it in a bathtub?

Is there something wrong with you? You were on the right track when you guessed that it was a small, orange fruit! Orange! O, R, A, N, G, E...orange!

Is it bigger than that box?

No, it's not bigger than the box! It's inside the box, Paula. How could it be bigger than the box?

Is it a kangaroo?

Is my mic on? Testing...testing...

So then it's not a kangaroo?

Is there something wrong with your head? A kangaroo is a large marsupial. This is a small, orange fruit. Orange! Orange! Orange!

Does this look like a kangaroo to you?

Is it blue?

Time's up!

Wait, stop the music! Turn the lights back on!

Time is definitely, definitely not up! I'm the host around here, and nobody, I mean nobody is going anywhere, until this freak guesses what's in the box! Now, look, freak! It's a small, orange fruit! It has a navel. It has an orange rind, that you can peel. It's orange, orange, orange!

I give up?

You can't give up! You cannot give up; you can't, you can't you can't you can't! It grows on an orange tree! You can make orange juice out of it! I've showed it to you; it's round; it's ORANGE! ORANGE! ORANGE!!...

I'm Ronald, your new stage manager.

The show will be starting in just a moment.

You have, um...a limited amount of time.

Lori Beth Denberg

It's rude to talk with your mouth full. It's even ruder to blow your nose in your sister's pants".

Hello, hello!

I wonder who that is?

Who cares? It's a person...it's a person that's not you!

Thank you, whoever you are! I'm rescued! I'm rescued! Finally--I'm rescued! Who are you?

Didi!

Kiki!

Kiki, who is this?

This is my sister, Didi! Didi, this is my bestest friend, Fran!

YOUR SISTER?!

Lori Beth Denberg

When eating pizza, it's good to yell at the top of your lungs, "I JUST LOVE-A THE PIZZA PIE! I JUST LOVE-A THE PIZZA PIE!". How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood'? Ya know, I...couldn't care less. If you throw up on a crowded elevator, try yelling, "Oh, I just shouldn't have eaten the pizza pie".

Um, excuse me, have you seen my hat? (He notices the hat on her lemonade stand) Oh, there it is.

Oh, you want this hat? That'll be 300 bucks.

Three--hun--I'm sorry; look, I am not paying you any $300 for my own hat!

Then make is 400.

400? Where did you come--oh, no. I ain't payin'. Nuh-uh.

Lori Beth Denberg

Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't care. Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't care. Jimmy got hit with a melon...and I still don't care. What goes up must come down. What goes up your nose...must get gooey. Contrary to popular belief, Jack Sprat can eat fat. Ya just gotta hold Jack down, and shove that fat down his throat! 10 million years ago, dinosaurs ruled the Earth. 10 minutes ago, I ruled the women's restroom. (It would actually be more appropriate to say something like, "10 million years ago, horses ruled the Earth", since the dinosaurs had become extinct 55 million years earlier; see The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Dinosaurs and Prehistoric Animals: A Visual Who's Who of Prehistoric Life, 3rd edition [©2013] by Prof. Barry Cox et al., and edited by Dr. Douglas Palmer, for details) If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. If you can't stand being dressed, stay out of your pants. Step on a crack, and break your mother's back. Step on a rusty nail, and you'll go, 'WHOOOOOOOA!!'".

"Peter enjoys many hobbies, like photography and knitting. Flem juggles raw meats."

"Peter applauds politely when he gives a round of sound. Flem says..."

"LET'S HEAR A ROUNDA SOUND FOR 702!"