Announcer [to the viewers], Host and others in “Unfinished Business”

Inside the box...is an orange.

Paula...your first question, dear?

Is it a fruit?

Yes!

Is it orange?

Wait...now, wait a minute. Now, Paula...did you ask if it's the color orange, or an actual orange, as in, the fruit?

I was asking if it was the color orange.

Okay; yes, it is the color orange, and, uh...I have a feeling that she's gonna guess what's in the box now.

Me, too. Is it some sort of musical instrument?

No; Paula? We've already told you it's a fruit...and it's orange.

Is it a trumpet?

No! Paula! We've told you that it is not a musical instrument, and that it is a fruit, and that it is orange...as in a fruit that is orange, or an orange fruit...

Do you use it in a bathtub?

Is there something wrong with you? You were on the right track when you guessed that it was a small, orange fruit! Orange! O, R, A, N, G, E...orange!

Is it bigger than that box?

No, it's not bigger than the box! It's inside the box, Paula. How could it be bigger than the box?

Is it a kangaroo?

Is my mic on? Testing...testing...

So then it's not a kangaroo?

Is there something wrong with your head? A kangaroo is a large marsupial. This is a small, orange fruit. Orange! Orange! Orange!

Does this look like a kangaroo to you?

Is it blue?

Time's up!

Wait, stop the music! Turn the lights back on!

Time is definitely, definitely not up! I'm the host around here, and nobody, I mean nobody is going anywhere, until this freak guesses what's in the box! Now, look, freak! It's a small, orange fruit! It has a navel. It has an orange rind, that you can peel. It's orange, orange, orange!

I give up?

You can't give up! You cannot give up; you can't, you can't you can't you can't! It grows on an orange tree! You can make orange juice out of it! I've showed it to you; it's round; it's ORANGE! ORANGE! ORANGE!!...