(in a boys-only treehouse) "Welcome back to Getting Rid Of Your Stuff. I'm your host, Marie Kiddo. I help people decide what to keep, and what to get rid of. Today, I'm here at this super-secret clubhouse for boys."
(The treehouse belongs to two friends, Chad and Randy, who are asleep in their hammocks.)
"HI, CHAD AND RANDY!"
(Chad and Randy fall out of their hammocks.)
"Marie? How'd you get in here?"
"No girls allowed, Marie."
(Randy points to where it says "Boys Only" on one of the treehouse walls.)
"Yeah; didn't you read the sign?"
"Yep."
(She notices some comic books of theirs, and picks them up.)
"Tell me about these comic books. Do they bring you joy?"
"Yep; they're colorful and violent."
"Then we keep the comics."
"Okay."
(She puts them down, and then notices the beanbag chairs.)
"How about these old beanbag chairs? Do they spark gladness?"
"Spark gladness?"
"You mean, does Chad fart in them?"
"Randy!"
"Hey, you spark somethin' in them all the time."
"In that case, we thank you, beanbag chairs, and we give a little giggle."
(She giggles mischievously.)
"DESTROOOOY!"
(She makes three long steel claws, similar to those of Wolverine from X-Men, emerge from each of her hands, and she uses these claws to destroy the beanbag chairs.)
"Marie! I sit in those!"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD!"
(short pause)
"And we're calm."
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