Alicia quotes from All That

[to Tyga] "Did you know that your real name’s Michael Ray Stevenson?"

"And that you were born in November?"

"And that in 2012, you won an American Music Award for--"

[reads the label] "'Decaf'? Why would you want a coffee without the caffeine?"

[adds the whipped cream to Tyga’s coffee] "Okay. One 'decaf coffee' coffee coming up for Tyga."

[playfully] "Tyga. Tyga, Tyga. Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga…"

(to a customer at Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee) Good morning! I'm Alicia, your barista. Welcome to Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee! Would you like to taste-test our new espresso? (Alicia takes a sip of the espresso, then discards the cup.) YOLO! Ever been to Yolo County in California? It's a real place! (She runs over to a map of the lower 48 states, and points out Yolo County, California.) See?

It is way too early for whatever is happening right now.

Early bird gets the worm! Do you know some people refer to the worm as the caterpillar? The dance, not the animal. Can you do the worm? I can.

I--can I just have an iced coffee?

Sure! (Alisha goes back behind the counter.) Would you like that teeny tiny, medium, medium plus, biggie small, or a super duper? (She places a super duper-sized display cup on the counter.)

That's way too big.

Okay, too big! (discarding the teeny tiny-sized display cup) Too small! (taking a sip from her own medium-sized cup of coffee) Ah, just right! Did you know Goldilocks originally had silver hair? Guess it was really someone's Grandma sneaking into that bears' house. My Grandma's name is Carrie; what's yours?

Can I just have a coff--

Is it Geraldine?

A coffee with--

Ruby?

No!

Lucille?

You know what? Forget it; I'm awake!

Thanks for waking up at Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee!