Everybody's a critic.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Do you still have that cute top…
AAlisa
Don't push your luck, girl.
Angelica [singing on the stage]: One, two, three, four! Can't help it boy, my heart's got call-waiting. Don't want you to be the only one I'm dating. Oops, got to put you on hold. Oops, got to put you on hold. And when our cars, went bump, bump baby. My heart went thump, thump, baby! (Harold plays on a red electric guitar and Dil and Phil and Lil dance and backup sing on the stage) (Other kids, tweens and teens boo at Angelica, Chuckie screams at Tommy and Angelica screams and falls off of the stage)
Susie [singing on the stage]: I was feeling real shattered, but my dreams they still matter. So if you think I'm going, baby, you're wrong. I'm so strong 'Cause there's no getting rid of this dream. How can I tell you what I mean? Sure, I took the wrong path, but then I did some new math. 'Cause there's no getting rid of this dream. How can I tell you what I mean? (Phil and Lil, Dil and Harold dance and Phil and Lil and Dil backup sing on the stage and Kimi dances off of the stage)
Well, it takes a very special kind person to be an advice giver. You have to be soft on the inside, but tough on the outside. Like left over lasagna. Ask yourself, Harold, are you left over lasagna?
Wow, isn't Z totally rockstar?
Does that mean hoodlum?
Dad! What happened to your whole "don't judge a book by its cover" speech?!
Well, it's different now because the book is hanging around with my daughter!
So, Z, is that short for anything? Zack? Zebediah? Zeus?
ZZ
No, it's just Z.
Oh. So, how do you spell it?
(explaining why Z had the electronics) It'd blow his image. I mean, getting excused from class to do charity work?
Excused?! I got detention!
[Police sirens are heard in the background]
PPolice
Stop hugging them (Z and his Father), put your hands up!
Kimi [to Chuckie]: You didn't!
No... Uh, Phil did... but only because he cares..... like us!
(The twins see Dil walk down the hall on his hands)
PPhil
I wonder what Dil would be like if we never dropped him on his head.
(Lil shrugs)
PPangborn (to Dil)
I've been observing you, Pickles, and I must say I find your behavior disturbing.
Tell me more.
This past week I've noticed you eating exclusively green foods, hopping to class on one foot, and wearing your clothes inside out. What does that tell you, son?
That you have a lot of free time on your hands?
(growls) This is a standard psychological Rorschach test: I show you an inkblot; you tell me what you see. (Holds up an inkblot)
A Rorschach test.
Pangborn: (growls) Now, what do you see? (Holds up another inkblot)
Uh, a medieval castle, hundreds of angry villagers, a raging moat, a fire-breathing dragon, and a honey-baked ham.
(Pangborn bangs his head against his desk repeatedly)
PPangborn (to Dil)
Let's try a word-association experiment: I'll say a word; you respond with the first thing that comes to mind. Hot.
Hot.
Cold.
Cold.
Stop it.
Stop it.
You're supposed to give me a new word, not the same one I gave you!
You asked me to say the first word that came to mind. And when you say "hot," the first word I think of is, well... "hot."
(growls) Get out! No session tomorrow. Instead, I want to see the people responsible for your existence. (rips his suit at the back)
(tries to open the door) It's stuck.
(kicks the door down) Now it's not.
(to the police) He (Dil) is innocent!
I was sleepwalking, you seriously think I'd go out in public like this?!
PPoliceman
If I had a dime for every Joe who blamed his crime on sleepwalking, I'd be a rich man. Well, maybe not rich, but I'd own a boat.
(about Bernadette) I want to return it.
Return what?
It.
She's not a shirt, Angelica. She's a human being.
That's up for debate.
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