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PPangborn (to Dil)

I've been observing you, Pickles, and I must say I find your behavior disturbing.

Tell me more.

This past week I've noticed you eating exclusively green foods, hopping to class on one foot, and wearing your clothes inside out. What does that tell you, son?

Dil

That you have a lot of free time on your hands?

PPangborn

(growls) This is a standard psychological Rorschach test: I show you an inkblot; you tell me what you see. (Holds up an inkblot)

Dil

A Rorschach test.

Pangborn: (growls) Now, what do you see? (Holds up another inkblot)

Dil

Uh, a medieval castle, hundreds of angry villagers, a raging moat, a fire-breathing dragon, and a honey-baked ham.

(Pangborn bangs his head against his desk repeatedly)

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