ALF, Lynn and others in “Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades”

ALF

[arrives at the kitchen while the family is having breakfast] Oh. Hi, everybody.

Lynn

Morning.

Willie

Morning, ALF. How are you this fine Saturday morning?

ALF

Alright. I'll be better once I have some coffee and we talk about death.

Willie

Death?

ALF

I believe it was Nietzsche who put it best. "Life is short. And when it ends we crumble and stink like an overripe blue cheese."

Brian

What's he talking about?

ALF

I found some pictures of you guys taken before my arrival. Notice anything obvious?

Willie

Besides being incredibly happy?

ALF

Actually, what struck me is how much you've aged. Especially you, Kate. I still have 400 years ahead of me. What am I gonna do when you guys move in with the dirt people?

Kate

Well, we hadn't really thought about it. Uh, I suppose you'll move in with Lynn.

Lynn

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. This is the first I've heard of this.

ALF

B?

Brian

I'm sorry, ALF, but I just can't commit.

ALF

I see. And so it starts.