Willie, Neal and others in “Break Up to Make Up”

Willie

[checks the window revealing it's Neal] What on earth? [opens the door]

Neal

[arrives at the Tanner's house wearing a toga] Hi, Willie. Hi, everyone. Hi, ALF. Happy anniversary.

Lynn

Hi, Uncle Neal.

Brian

Hi, Uncle Neal. Why are you dressed like a bed?

Neal

ALF said it was a toga party.

ALF

Shoot! That was the call I was supposed to make.

Willie

I'll, uh, I'll get you something to put on.

ALF

Or we could all wear sheets! [chanting] Lynn? To-ga! To-ga! To-ga!

Lynn

[chanting] Fat chance! Fat chance! Fat chance!

Neal

So where are the dogs?

ALF

They're at the airport.

Willie

I heard that. He's upset because Kate went to the airport to pick up her mother, and he's afraid that she's gonna spoil his party.

Neal

Oh. What brings Dorothy to town?

Willie

Oh, she and Whizzer had another fight. She flew out by herself.

Neal

Aw, that's a shame. Another marriage flapping in shallow water. That's how I felt when Margaret dumped me.

ALF

Oh great. My party's turning into a suicide watch.