[checks the window revealing it's Whizzer] Well, it's Whizzer! [opens the door] Whizzer!
[arrives at the Tanner's house house] Hi, Willie. Is Dorothy here?
No, Kate just went to pick her up at the airport.
I must have just missed them. Hi, Neal. Hi, Lynn.
Hi, Whizzer.
Hi, Whizzer.
I guess you heard.
About your fight with Dorothy?
The woman is impossible. Nothing I do seems to please her. I'm telling you, this thing has got me so worked up I don't know what to do anymore. I would have called, but, I've been a bundle of raw nerves ever since the argument. It's all I can do, is to keep myself from losing it altogether. I need a beer. [he leaves the living room to go to the kitchen]
[stops Whizzer from going to the kitchen] No!
Relax! I'll leave a buck on the counter, you cheapskate! Oh, I'm sorry. See what I mean? [he goes to the kitchen]
S-stop!
[Whizzer screams as he sees ALF in the kitchen, much to his horror]
[pretending that he's a dog] Arf, arf. Would you believe "meow?"
[Willie, Lynn, and Neal go to the kitchen to check on Whizzer after ALF scared him]
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