[Whizzer is icing his head and still a bit surprised about ALF]
How's your headache, Whizzer?
It's getting better. You know, I always thought that "hitting the ceiling" was just an expression. Does he, uh, levitate, or cure people by touching them, or anything?
You kidding? Can't even make his own bed.
I can so! I just don't want to.
You know, I've played a lot of clubs over the year, but, uh you're the third strangest things I've ever seen.
Really? Does that include Kate?
[comes out of the kitchen with a cup of water] Here you go, Whizzer. Drink this. Your pupils are dilating nicely.
Thank you. So, ALF, uh. What have you done since you got here?
Well, I, uh, uh, w.. I, uh. Uh, Willie?
Oh, well, he, he eats a lot. Have I left anything out, ALF?
This is incredible. First, my wife leaves me then I meet an alien. How many people can say that?
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