[at the end, Willie is dressed in a suit for the night while ALF is having a random phone call]
Are you almost ready, dear?
[offscreen] I'll be right out!
[on the phone] Hello? Bloomingdale's Perfume Department. Yeah, I have your next tremendous seller here. This stuff will be on the nape of every female neck in the nation. [Kate screams] Hold on a second.
[as there is perfume stuck on her skin] What do you know about this?
I notice it doesn't absorb very well.
Smells like radiator fluid.
Hello? Could you transfer me to your Automotive Department?
[Kate and Willie feel shocked as ALF makes another phone call as the episode ends]
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