[Bob snaps ALF to a cosmetic factory]
Where are we?
BBob
Cosmique cosmetics.
Oh, good. I'm almost out of henna rinse
BBob
This is where you work.
Work? You mean in my new life I have a job?
BBob
Yes.
But I'm a domestic alien. See, I belong at home guarding the refrigerator, monitoring TV programming for the children.
BBob
Nevertheless, this is your new life and in it you work.
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