Bob and ALF in “Stairway to Heaven”

I'll just get this paperwork out of the way, and it's a done deal.

ALF

Try not to panic, Bob, but I think we're on fire.

Huh? Oh, don't worry. Those are just clouds.

ALF

Well, I guess I've looked at these from both sides now.

Incidentally, your hobby is racing lear jets. Last book read, Zen and the Art of Acquisitions. Favorite quote, "Greed works."

ALF

You know, this new life is gonna be great. I'm gonna be rich, drive a big car. Make a note, call Sheena Easton. No, no. First, I'll call the Tanners and invite them over for pizza. Then we'll call Sheena Easton.

I'm afraid that isn't possible.

ALF

Well, fine. Then call Kelly girl. Tell them to send over Kelly McGillis and Kelly Lebrock.

I mean you won't be able to invite the Tanners over. After the transition you won't remember them.

ALF

Oh, sure I will. Just because I'm gonna be rich doesn't mean I'll forget the little people.

I'm afraid you will, ALF. You'll forget the tanners and everything about your former life. Everyone's a little nervous at first. I'm sure you're going to be very happy in your new life.

ALF

I can't imagine being happy in a life without the Tanners.

Oh, come off it, ALF. Think of your secretary, think of your profit margins, think of your other secretary. And you saw how well the tanners were doing without you.

ALF

Well, I guess you're right. But can I at least go back and see them one last time?

I've got to join a frequent flier club.