[the castaways sent ALF digging]
What am I digging here?
You're filling in the lagoon.
Yeah we're going to build a miniature golf course.
And we're not going to let the Howells play on it.
Shall I go get your clubs Skipper?
No Gilligan. It's not ready yet. [hat thump] It'll take a couple of months.
Come on. Let the furry little guy work. It's almost time for our favorite TV show.
You have a TV?
Oh yeah. I rigged one up using some bamboo, a couple of coconut shells and a 19 inch picture tube that washed up on the shore. I even built a VCR.
Yeah. But all our tapes are beta. [she waves goodbye to ALF]
Hey Gilligan, digging's really fun. You want to do some?
[satisfied] Forget it.
Even Gilligan won't fall for it.
[offscreen; hat thump] What was that for?
[offscreen] I just felt like it. Nyah ha ha.
I wonder if the Howells need a 4th for golf.
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