Gilligan's Island. I'm in rerun heaven.
Bet I catch a big one.
[hat flies off] Gilligan!
Skipper, what happened to your hat?
You're using it for bait.
[ALF gasps]
I'll get it back to you, Skipper, don't worry. [puts on Skipper's hat for him and water comes out]
Gilligan! You idiot!
[laughs] You guys are hilarious. Encore, encore, ya!
Who are you?
I'm ALF, your biggest fan. I worship the sand you walk on. [walks off]
Where did you come from?
Melmac.
Melmac, is that anywhere near Bora Bora?
Ha! You guys never stop. Hey, where are the others?
What others?
You know.
Hey, wait a minute. How do you know about all of us?
Hey, wait a minute. How do you know about all of us?
I just said that, Gilligan.
I thought it sounded familiar. [hat thump]
[laughs] Oh I never get tired of that. [laughs]
I get tired of it.
[arrives] Gilligan! Skipper! Oh, lunch is ready. I see we have another visitor.
It's Mary Ann. And lunch. 2 of my favorite things.
Mary Ann this is ALF. He's from Melmac.
How come everybody can get to this island and none of us can ever get off?
Really? I must have overlooked the pattern. [gets hit by Skipper's hat]
[ALF laughs]
Let's eat. Come on, ALF!
Lunch with the castaways! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
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