[comes in the kitchen] Willie, there's something wrong with the bathtub.
It's probably clogged with ALF's hair again. He refuses to vacuum himself before he takes a bath.
No, it's the faucet. There's no water coming out.
There's no water here either.
[outside] Hey, could you turn that off? I'm losing pressure out here.
Say, what exactly are you doing out there?
It's a surprise.
He said surprise.
The dreaded "s" word.
ALF, what are you?
Watch out Willie, it's a little slippery.
[from outside] Whoa! [falls into the lagoon]
Surprise! Well, what do you think?
I don't believe it!
Willie's swimming in the lagoon I built. It's just like the one on Gilligan's Island. From now on, life around here will be much more exciting. [Willie screams] See, it's exciting already.
How would you like to be buried at sea?
You're not happy about this, are you?
Just tell us why you did it.
It was Willie's idea.
What?
Don't try to worm your way out of this one. You said we'd build a lagoon.
I said we'd build a little lagoon, not the Great Tanner Reef!
Okay, I misunderstood. I'm sorry. I made a boo-boo.
A boo-boo? [pause] I want my yard back the way it was. I want trees I can trim. I want grass I can mow. [angrily] NO WATER, NO HUT! AND YOU ARE GONNA STAY RIGHT HERE UNTIL I GET IT! Have I made myself clear?
What? Are you talking to me?
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