[ALF is having a hangout with the Castaways]
Mary Ann, did you make one of your famous coconut cream pies?
No. They won't let me make them anymore.
You see I noticed our blood sugar levels were getting dangerously high. Plus the fact we were sick to death of them.
You never told me that.
I was remiss.
Anyway, today we're having mangoes.
Wow. Mangoes.
We're sick of mangoes too.
Well I like mangoes. I'm just sick of making dental floss for you people.
I get the feeling you people aren't happy.
We're not. We're bored. Do you know we've been doing the same thing day in and day out for 23 years?
Yeah. How would you like to listen to the Skipper's boring old navy stories over and over and over?
I thought you liked my navy stories. I was a good sailor.
Oh we're all familiar with your nautical record, Skipper. You're ah, o and one, I believe.
You see. You have one little shipwreck and they never let you forget it!
Well you guys should be grateful. You're here on Gilligan's Island.
Are you kidding? Why, we'd be out of here in a minute if smarty-pants over here could figure out a way for us to get off this rock!
Don't blame me! Every time I devise a plan, it's ruined by that hebetudinous sidekick of yours!
"Hebetudinous"?
Addlepated!
Oh.
Why you can't call my little buddy addlepated.
Will you stop calling me little buddy? I'm in my 40s, for crying out loud!
Stop it! You people are supposed to be funny and friendly and, and wacky!
This is our island. You can't tell us when to be wacky.
Yeah. Who died and made you King Kamayamaya?
I know something that'll keep you from fighting, let's re-enact the time when the headhunter came to the island. I'll be the headhunter, and Gilligan can be Gilligan.
I've got a better idea. Let's re-enact the time that ALF came to the island to help us dig. You be ALF, and start digging.
I'm not going to dig! I refuse to dig! I won't dig! I won't! I won't, I won't, I won't!
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