TV show quotes
And these pictures of Earth were taken from space?
Yeah. By satellite. See that guy waving? That's your dad.
Really? [ALF laughs] What's that? Gotcha! It took me 4 years and I finally got you.
What can I say? You've learned well, Grasshopper. Congratulations. Ha! What a maroon!
[reading a letter] "Dear Sendrax. You should stop making CFC's because as Gordon Shumway says there's no zone like the ozone. Much love, Marvin Hamlisch."
ALF, if you're really serious about losing weight, you're gonna have to start exercising regularly and eating less.
Well, what if I just gave up eating your cooking?
[acting like a wolf] Silence, suburban ones. You scare prey from hunting ground.
You know, I don't understand why Lynn didn't just lie.
Well, maybe that's your way, ALF but not everybody's like that.
Well, it's a curse. Fortunately, I have the boyish charm to pull it off.
Lynn's probably so relaxed she'll have to be wheeled in.
[last scene of the series]
It's a fine night to leave the galaxy.
Does anyone know what poison oak looks like?
Why is this so heavy? [opens the box] Isn't this our VCR?
Oh, is it? Ha. You know, I couldn't remember whether I bought that or if you guys, uh. Keep it. I insist.
As I recall, you only had 2 suitcases when you got here. What's in these boxes, anyway?
[as she hears a noise from the sky] ALF, your ride's here.
[Brian hugs ALF, Kate gives ALF a kiss, and Lynn hugs ALF while his ride arrives to pick him up]
Safe home, my friend.
No problem, we'll be going against traffic.
[a light shines on ALF]
ALF! Someone's coming! Get back here!
[a group of vans come]
What! [whimpers] Uh oh! Wait! Wait! Don't leave me!
[the Alien Task Force agents arrive]
ALF! Dad, do something!
Stay right where you are!
Uh, hey guys. Want to grab a Burski? How about those Lakers, huh? This is my luck, I'm a sports fan among you.
[the final episode ends while the Alien Task Force agents surround ALF]
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