How many more things can there be? [ALF comes out] What was all that noise?
I don't know. As grandpa satchel used to say, "Don't look back. Something might be broken."
In this case it's my casserole dish and the cookie jar.
I'm going to see a musical.
Musicals are dumb. Out of the blue people burst into songs.
Hence the term "musical."
Yeah, but wouldn't it get on your nerves if all of a sudden I started singing: [singing] Hey, Kate, ain't it great? Hey, Willie, you look silly. Hey-
It's getting on my nerves.
See what it means? What this called?
Take me, please! Then afterwards, we can go backstage and eat the actors!
They're not real cats; they're actors.
Yech! I'll pass. How come you're not going your mate Kate?
Well, uh- Actually, do you remember when we left you alone, and you blew up the kitchen?
Oh, yeah. I get nervous just thinking about it.
Well, I'm not going because I don't feel well. I have a fever. I have a slight fever.
Oh, let me press my lips against your forehead.
You don't sound that sick. Is there something wrong between you two?
You wouldn't lie to the old ALFer?
Because I always tell the truth. Example, your socks are limp.
Have a good time. [kisses Willie]
And those glasses make you look owlish.
Did I mention he has a funny walk?
[while talking to Julie on the phone] No Julie, he hasn't called yet. How can he when you keep calling to see if he called?
[comes in Lynn's room] Quick! Hang up! Dial 911. 9, uno, uno.
I gotta go, I'll text you later! Bye!
Wait a minute, I don't smell smoke.
Where is it written that all my emergencies involve fire?
It's Willie and Kate. They've been fighting all night!
Were you listening outside their door again?
Inside their door. Under their bed. Anyway, I distinctly heard someone say, "Get off it, it isn't ALF's fault."
Actually, it was me. Then they walked out on each other, Lynn. I'm an orphan! I don't want to be an orphan. I saw Annie. Orphans have to eat gruel, and tap dance with mops.
Listen to me. Mom and dad haven't abandoned us. They're having a little fight, that's all. I just hope mom wins, so I can go on that ski trip.
They won't settle anything, without our help.
Please, Lynn. This is the only family that I've got.
This is the only family I've got.
Really? No wonder you're always hanging around! Now, let's see. How would we solve this problem on Melmac?
Let me guess. You'd play Tug-of-War with a cat.
No. That only takes your mind off your troubles. It never solves anything. Wait, I remember. To get a couple back together on Melmac, we'd recreate the happiest moment of their marriage.
I wonder what Mom and Dad's happiest moment was.
The day after they met me.
I can't. My brain hurts. Aghhh!
Well, they're always talking about their honeymoon.
Great! Yeah, that's it! Let's recreate their honeymoon. Where did they go?
[at the end, Willie ends up getting sick thanks to ALF]
Honey, I just don't feel good about leaving you like this.
Well, no, you go. There's no use both of us staying home just because I'm sick. Say hello, say hello to your mother for me.
Okay. [kisses Willie] I'll be thinking about you. [she leaves the house]
Oh, she's going to her mother's.
Without you? Oh, I get it. Lynn's on her ski trip and you don't trust me to be alone.
No, sure we do, ALF, but I'm sick. I-I caught cold because somebody hosed me down in my own bedroom.
Come on! Get up and go to your mother-in-law.
Gee, Willie, you do look a little pale. You might be coming down with something. You better lie down.
Oh, thanks. That's a good idea.
Thanks, ALF. You're a good friend.
Hey, anything for my Willie. You want me to press my lips up against your forehead?
[Willie gets shocked when ALF comes closer to him as the episode ends]
