How many more things can there be? [ALF comes out] What was all that noise?
I don't know. As grandpa satchel used to say, "Don't look back. Something might be broken."
In this case it's my casserole dish and the cookie jar.
Where are you going?
I'm going to see a musical.
Musicals are dumb. Out of the blue people burst into songs.
Hence the term "musical."
Yeah, but wouldn't it get on your nerves if all of a sudden I started singing: [singing] Hey, Kate, ain't it great? Hey, Willie, you look silly. Hey-
It's getting on my nerves.
See what it means? What this called?
Cats.
Take me, please! Then afterwards, we can go backstage and eat the actors!
They're not real cats; they're actors.
Yech! I'll pass. How come you're not going your mate Kate?
Well, uh- Actually, do you remember when we left you alone, and you blew up the kitchen?
Oh, yeah. I get nervous just thinking about it.
Well, I'm not going because I don't feel well. I have a fever. I have a slight fever.
Oh, let me press my lips against your forehead.
No!
You don't sound that sick. Is there something wrong between you two?
Of course not.
You wouldn't lie to the old ALFer?
No.
Because I always tell the truth. Example, your socks are limp.
Goodbye.
Bye.
Have a good time. [kisses Willie]
And those glasses make you look owlish.
Bye, ALF.
Did I mention he has a funny walk?
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