[while talking to Julie on the phone] No Julie, he hasn't called yet. How can he when you keep calling to see if he called?
[comes in Lynn's room] Quick! Hang up! Dial 911. 9, uno, uno.
I gotta go, I'll text you later! Bye!
Hurry up!
Wait a minute, I don't smell smoke.
Where is it written that all my emergencies involve fire?
Sorry.
It's Willie and Kate. They've been fighting all night!
Were you listening outside their door again?
Inside their door. Under their bed. Anyway, I distinctly heard someone say, "Get off it, it isn't ALF's fault."
That was probably mom.
Actually, it was me. Then they walked out on each other, Lynn. I'm an orphan! I don't want to be an orphan. I saw Annie. Orphans have to eat gruel, and tap dance with mops.
Listen to me. Mom and dad haven't abandoned us. They're having a little fight, that's all. I just hope mom wins, so I can go on that ski trip.
They won't settle anything, without our help.
Our help?
Please, Lynn. This is the only family that I've got.
This is the only family I've got.
Really? No wonder you're always hanging around! Now, let's see. How would we solve this problem on Melmac?
Let me guess. You'd play Tug-of-War with a cat.
No. That only takes your mind off your troubles. It never solves anything. Wait, I remember. To get a couple back together on Melmac, we'd recreate the happiest moment of their marriage.
I wonder what Mom and Dad's happiest moment was.
The day they met me?
Think again.
The day after they met me.
Keep thinking.
I can't. My brain hurts. Aghhh!
Well, they're always talking about their honeymoon.
Great! Yeah, that's it! Let's recreate their honeymoon. Where did they go?
Niagara Falls.
Oh, real original.
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