G George
[while taking ALF to the room with Tiffany] She's heavier than she looks.
T Tiffany
Thank you, Santa.
G George
Oh, you're welcome, darling. I wish I had a present to give you.
T Tiffany
Oh, that's okay.
G George
You know, Christmas isn't about presents.
T Tiffany
It's about giving of yourself.
G George
You've given me a most wonderful gift by saying thank you.
T Tiffany
ALF, could you stay with me just until I fall asleep?
T Tiffany
ALF, do you want to know a secret?
T Tiffany
I'm going to have to move on to another world, too. And there's nothing anyone can do about it. And I'm afraid to go, ALF. I know I'm not supposed to be afraid but I can't help it.
It's alright, Tiffany. It's alright to be afraid.
T Tiffany
You know, maybe in the next world that I'm going to they'll have Christmas all year round.
T Tiffany
And everyone will want to be my friend. I know they will. And maybe everyone will be just like you, ALF.
Well, there is such a thing as too much of a good thing. [laughs]
T Tiffany
I love you, ALF.
[short pause]
He's coming home. I'm sure he's coming home.
T The Tanners
[surprised that ALF came back] ALF!
[after he fell from the chimney] Merry Christmas!
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