[Willie comes to the garage and sees ALF with a piano]
ALF.
What?
I thought the rule was you would ask before you use my tools.
Sorry. May I?
Yes, you may.
See, you're still in charge.
What do you need the tools for anyway?
I'm trying to fix Scott's piano. He must have broken it when he dragged it in here.
ALF, you have to turn it on.
Oh.
Didn't you learn about electronic music on Melmac?
Ancient history wasn't my best subject.
What are you doing here anyway?
Well, I wrote a poem for someone and, I wanna put it to music.
Well, as you may, or may not know many people think I am musically inclined.
Name 3?
I don't think I have to name names. May I see the poem? [reads a poem that ALF wrote] "Take a look at me and tell me what you see just another pretty face." It's very amusing.
Then there's the chorus.
"I can't get no satisfaction." Shouldn't that be I can't get any satisfaction?
[grabs the poem] Forget it, that's an old draft. Now, let's wail. Aiming something in the key of D.
May I suggest the key of E flat? It's more euphonious.
Great. We need more euphoniousness.
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