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LMD Coulson III quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

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In 10 of the 679 quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Most scenes with: Daisy Johnson (5), Melinda May (3)

Lines by LMD Coulson III 2

LCLMD Coulson III

Timeline's coming apart. We have to put it back. Nathaniel Malick's out there with quake powers and a new base. You made a promise to Daisy's mom that she wouldn't have to fight him alone. I think it's time to keep that promise.

Scenes with LMD Coulson III 8

You won't believe this, but I keep...

LCLMD Coulson III

Repeating the same events over and over again? Yeah. How long did it take you to figure it out this time? I was really hoping not to have this conversation again, but if you forgot everything we went through, I guess that means you died again.

I died?! "Again"?

LCLMD Coulson III

And always say it just like that. We're the only two who remember, so each time you die in one of these loops, you don't remember anything in the next reset, so then you have to learn everything all over again.

That's awful.

LCLMD Coulson III

It's annoying. 'Cause who has to teach you every time? This guy. I've done it 14 times so far.

We've done this 14 times?

LCLMD Coulson III

Oh, no. No, no, no. You've died 14 times. We've been through this loop 87 times, or I should say 87 that I know about.

That you know about?

LCLMD Coulson III

'Cause you don't come power me up every time! It's okay. Not your fault. P.S., not a big fan of starting each loop powered down. Disconcerting.

LCLMD Coulson III

Someone keeps trying to kill our people. Why doesn't that piss you off? It should. I'm sorry. I don't like watching you die. I don't like watching any of you die... over and over.

We will figure this out. You know we will.

LCLMD Coulson III

Sure. But in the meantime, it is soul-crushing. If I even have a soul.

Don't talk like that again. Of course you have a soul.

LCLMD Coulson III

Don't say that. Don't say "of course". I'm not who I was. I'm this thing. I was Max Headroom for a year. And you know what? Being trapped in a time loop, watching my friends die, helpless to stop it, it's not some time-space anomaly. It's a damn metaphor. This is my life now.

Does it not occur to you that I might know something about watching my friend die over and over again?

LCLMD Coulson III

This is different.

Is it?

LCLMD Coulson III

I will watch all of you die, one by one. Everyone I love. Because someone decided I should. I'm a machine now. I have programming.

[To save the team, Enoch has sacrificed a key component keeping him alive]

Does it hurt?

It does, a bit. But it's not the physical pain that troubles me. I am acutely aware that in my thousands of years observing humans, I never used to feel lonely. I have been alone many times. To be candid, I preferred it. But it wasn't until I met this particular team of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents that being alone meant... feeling lonely. And I don't care for it. So, I am feeling, as you might expect, some anxiety now.

LCLMD Coulson III

You don't have to. You're not alone. Daisy and I will stay with you right up to the end.

That is very kind of you. But... it's that last part, isn't it? You can stay with me up to the end, but you can't come with me at the end. I will have to leave you. And I will have to do that alone. And I can't help wondering... when that happens... will I feel lonely?

LCLMD Coulson III

I can say with some authority that you're not wrong. Dying is lonely. But the feeling is temporary... at least for the person dying. The ones who are left behind... less so. I guess that's the one advantage to going first.

Yes. It's different, watching your friends go before you, isn't it? I have been through that, as well. It can be harder to stay than to leave. I'm sorry, Philip J. Coulson.

Enoch, the team will carry on the mission. We will survive because of you. Thank you.

You are most welcome. But, Agent Johnson, while your friends will indeed survive, the team will not.

What do you mean?

I have seen the future. Carry on this mission and cherish it, for it will be your last mission together.

It... That's... That's not possible. I-I... Enoch, this is my family.

Of course. Yet this is the nature of family, isn't it? I have seen it countless times on countless worlds. People arrive, so we celebrate, and people leave us, so we grieve. We do what we can with the time in between, but the cycle is always there. No one escapes it. Not even me.

LCLMD Coulson III

Which means you're not alone. You're a part of that cycle.

Like every other living thing.

Fitz... He was my best friend.

And you were a good friend to Fitz. You were a good friend to all of us.

As I have always...

[Enoch dies, leaving Coulson and Daisy staring tearfully]

YJYoung John Garrett

I've seen it all, bud, everything you did to me.

LCLMD Coulson III

I'm sorry. Have we met?

Not yet, but I got a sneak peek at my future, and you play a big part in it. Here's a hint: you vaporize me with a space laser.

LCLMD Coulson III

Garrett. Clever, digging up our greatest hits.

I'm not even mad. They let me watch you die a bunch of times. Made me feel better.

LCLMD Coulson III

Oh, yeah? Which one was your favorite?

Uh... Oh. Long-haired creepo, stabbed you with a pointy stick. That was funny.

LCLMD Coulson III

You haven't changed a bit. And I'm aware that statement makes no sense.

KKora

I'm sorry about your [Mack's] parents. They didn't deserve to die. But it's also the proof you needed.

Proof?

KKora

You must realize it by now.

LCLMD Coulson III

Proof that this is a new timeline.

KKora

He gets it. That old one that you were fighting to preserve is long gone. Director, you still remember growing up with your parents. Daisy grew up without a sister because I died alone weeks ago. Yet here we are.

I'm still getting used to the idea of you as a techie.

LCLMD Coulson III

I'm still getting used to the idea of me as just "tech".

You really believe that?

LCLMD Coulson III

No. Not really. Still figuring it out.

Me too. We're not the same people we were.

LCLMD Coulson III

Pretty sure everyone would agree on that.

I'm wondering if we change the timelines or if they change us.

LCLMD Coulson III

The Melinda May I know would never ask these philosophical questions.

Which is the point. How did I become this me?

LCLMD Coulson III

I don't know. But I like this you. And if I'm completely honest, I like this me, as well.

LCLMD Coulson III

The war's over.

You surrender?

LCLMD Coulson III

We won. Fitz and Simmons are retaking the Lighthouse as we speak. [Noticing Sibyl smirking] Oh, a creepy smile. That's new.

So that's where they are. All available Hunters, disembark for the Lighthouse, where we have established a stronghold. All spacecraft, prepare to fire on previously targeted S.H.I.E.L.D. posts.

LCLMD Coulson III

Now it's my turn to smile. We just needed you to enter your authorization.

Oh? And what comes next?

[Enters through the ceiling] The Cavalry.

[One year later, the team holds a virtual reunion.]

I vote we make this a tradition.

Yeah. I agree. We can't lose touch. We've been through too much together. A miracle we survived. Well, except for Coulson. And Fitz.

LCLMD Coulson III

And Daisy.

And May.

Geez, I was a zombie once.

So was Mack, actually.

Really? Was I there for that?

LCLMD Coulson III

Look, if this is a contest, I died like seven times.

Is that all?

But I didn't even exist in Deke's timeline.

Aw, Deke.

Deke.

I miss that little weirdo.

Yeah. We may see him again one day.

Look, I'm sure the D is doing just fine. He's probably playing Madison Square Garden right now.

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