Garrett quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Well, I'm a bit of a sweet talker when I need to be. [about Ward] You wouldn't believe what I could talk this son of a gun into.

My head's still ringing from the last visitor.

At least the last visitor left you with a head. I'm not always that considerate. I'm interested in one of your newer projects.

Hmm? Oh, but there are so many to choose from. [Garrett grabs him by the tongue.]

Let me be clear: you have no rights. You have no lawyer. The only thing keeping Agent Coulson here from throwing you out of this plane is the very weak heartbeat of a young agent downstairs, and the only incentive I have for not tearing your tongue out is that you use it to answer my questions. Is that clear?

Fitz

Comms are down. There's too much mountain on top of us.

Trust me – it's better. You don't want them hearing the horrible death we're walking into.

Humor, son. You Brits are too serious. Besides, if the job was easy...

Ward

It wouldn't be fun.

Fitz

I'm not afraid - not yet.

The plan was flawed from the start.

Come on, Vic. The plan was solid.

We have an agent down because we weren't prepared.

Blake knew the risks.

And don't call me "Vic." - It's condescending.

Impressive toy.

Fitz

I prefer the term "hard-tech hardware."

Coulson

Fury would bury you for this.

Probably. Instead, he'll just have to roll over in his grave.

Coulson

You really believe all that crap spreading death and destruction?

I wouldn't say I'm a true believer. Let's just say I felt the wind changing direction and swung my sail.

As for you, Agent Fitz, you'll hold a very high rank, run our tech division if you volunteer. If not, you'll have no rank and a lot of pain. Of course, either way, your services will be required.

Fitz

You're gonna suffer for what you've done. And I I plan on being a very big part of that.

[chuckles] I like you, kid.

Raina

You're not Clairvoyant?

Hardly. But if it's any consolation, you weren't alone in believing, not by a long shot.

Raina

So you're a liar. You're a fraud.

An artist. A con artist, perhaps, but an artist all the same. Had to pull the wool over S.H.I.E.L.D.'s eyes somehow to do what we set out to do. Remember what that was?

Raina

To change the world.

Why don't you take a seat and let me show you how we're doing that? Oh, don't worry. I wouldn't dream of letting Ernesto cut your hair.

[Leaning in with a smile] Welcome to Hydra.

Once we hit the fridge and grab all the fun toys tucked away inside we'll be able to take any base we want.

[Lifts both hands straight in a Nazi salute] Hail Hydra!

Alright, alright, put your arms down, Kaminsky, you look like a West Texas cheerleader at pep rally.

Ward

I could've crossed off that drug lord without getting my picture taken. Single shot, half a mile away.

You're missing the point. I didn't want to just cross him off, I wanted to make a spectacle. People are killed by guns everyday in Bogota. But how often does a monster punch a drug lord's head clean off? Hell, that's international news!

You hear the dying breath of an old world, general, and a new world is coming. I've tasted it on my tongue.

[pause] This is your strategy consultant?

He's...part time.

Fury. Well, hell. When was the last time anyone saw a tag team wrestling match with four dead guys?

Coulson

I only see one dead guy in here.

Oh, the power's all on this side of the room, fellas. Phil, I'm surprised you'd try and stop me. Course, I don't blame you, Nick. You haven't seen the big picture. The big bang. The timeless frozen ocean, but Phil here has. We share a bond. We're blood brothers.

You didn't tell me he'd gone this crazy.

Coulson

He's really stepped it up a notch.

There's a reason why they say, "Cut off the head." Now, I'll be unsto- :[Coulson vaporizes Garrett with the 0-8-4 from Peru.]

Coulson

Hey, guys. I found it. I told you it'd be in here.

I've seen it all, bud, everything you did to me.

I'm sorry. Have we met?

Not yet, but I got a sneak peek at my future, and you play a big part in it. Here's a hint: you vaporize me with a space laser.

Garrett. Clever, digging up our greatest hits.

I'm not even mad. They let me watch you die a bunch of times. Made me feel better.

Oh, yeah? Which one was your favorite?

Uh... Oh. Long-haired creepo, stabbed you with a pointy stick. That was funny.

You haven't changed a bit. And I'm aware that statement makes no sense.