Yo-Yo Rodriguez quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Daisy

If we don't stop him, he's gonna build up Hydra and create the Red Skull.

He already did. We can't fix the mistakes of the past.

Yo-Yo

Why not?

I'm beginning to think you people are crazy. Hydra? Red Skull? Super Soldier Serum? Sounds like something out of the funny papers.

Daisy

Yeah, well, there's nothing funny about it.

We can't stop it.

Daisy

Yes, we can.

I mean we shouldn't. I'm sorry.

Daisy

With all due respect, it's not your call to make. Mack is the Director, and he doesn't have all the information.

Daisy

Now that I know what you are, I will ask you one more time. Where is Freddy gonna end up?

On the right side of history. You can't stop progress.

We don't want to stop anything. We just want to find our friends.

Well, then you can go to Hell.

Wait. Wait. I know where that is. I've been there.

Yo-Yo

I'm sure you have.

No, no. Hell's Harbor. Where the double-crossers go to double-cross the double-crossers.

Mack

Look. We know you're not the bad guy. But you may have given access to one, so help us out.

Okay! Okay. Okay, I'll tell you. [Changes his tone to one of defiance] When hell freezes over. I'm a loyal American. Did you really think that I would break for bush league commie scum like you?

Mack

We're trying to prevent something terrible from happening.

And by "terrible", do you mean America's continued dominance and unparalleled excellence?

Yo-Yo

That arrogance is putting lives at risk.

Oh, is that so, Mamacita? Ooh. Caliente. Good thing your boy's here to keep you in line.

Mack

Did he just call me "boy?"

Allow me to introduce myself. Gerald Sharpe. Department of Defense. Ex-military. I didn't just teach interrogation and resistance, I wrote the field manual. So do your worst.

Deke

In the '50s, were women allowed to drive?

Yo-Yo

Yes, of course. Why would you...

Deke

I'm sorry! I don't know. I mean, we were just in the '30s and they were really stylish, but it was... so sexist and racist. But the '50s, though... are still pretty sexist and racist.

Yo-Yo

It always gets better, just never fast enough.

Deke

And some things never change.

Yo-Yo

Can't hurt to try, though.

Yo-Yo

I was wondering why you brought me here. I'm hardly even fit for recon. What if we run into complications, Mack?

Mack

You're damn fine at what you do, with or without your powers. They don't define you.

Yo-Yo

Then why do you call me "Yo-Yo?"

Mack

'Cause you always bounce back.

Yo-Yo

Let's take the Quinjet and get back.

Mack

What, are you worried? It's still S.H.I.E.L.D., just an active base.

Yo-Yo

You saw the man in blue

Mack

The Agent in the throwback uni? Hell, I thought he looked pretty tight.

Yo-Yo

You ever see a James Bond movie, Mack? An underground base full of men in jumpsuits... always a bad deal. [A door opens, revealing a rocket being assembled] See? Called it.

Yo-Yo

This plan's pretty thin, May.

May

I'd rather have a thin plan than live through the '80s again.

Yo-Yo

We never came up with a cover story.

May

Well, just try to keep it simple, tell part of the truth.

Yo-Yo

An alien bird flew into my mouth in the future.

May

Maybe not that part.

Jiaying

Yes. We did a thorough search for any contaminants, foreign particles, pathogens. Nothing came up. I'm sorry, Elena, but your problem isn't physical. It's in your mind.

Yo-Yo

So, that's it? That's your theory? I'm not making this up. This is real.

Jiaying

The fact that it's psychological doesn't make it any less real.

Simmons

I vote we make this a tradition.

Mack

Yeah. I agree. We can't lose touch. We've been through too much together. A miracle we survived. Well, except for Coulson. And Fitz.

And Daisy.

Simmons

And May.

Yo-Yo

Geez, I was a zombie once.

Fitz

So was Mack, actually.

Yo-Yo

Really? Was I there for that?

Look, if this is a contest, I died like seven times.

May

Is that all?

Daisy

But I didn't even exist in Deke's timeline.

Yo-Yo

Aw, Deke.

Simmons

Deke.

Daisy

I miss that little weirdo.

Simmons

Yeah. We may see him again one day.

Mack

Look, I'm sure the D is doing just fine. He's probably playing Madison Square Garden right now.