Skye quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Coulson

I can't think of a single time when anything alien in human hands ended well.

Skye

Wouldn't mind getting my human hands on Thor. He's so dreamy.

Coulson

Sure, he's handsome, but -

May

[interrupting] No. He's dreamy.

Fitz

No! You do not touch that! Two semesters minimum of holographic engineering before you touch this!

Skye

All right, All right. I get it. I didn't go to your stupid S.H.I.E.L.D. Hogwarts or whatever.

Coulson

She took it upon herself to get them out. Said she could fix the problem. So she went in, crossed off the enemy force, didn't say how.

Skye

Did she lose anyone in there?

Coulson

Herself. May used to be different. She was always quiet, she just...she was warm. Fearless in a different way, getting in trouble, pulling pranks, thought rules were meant to be broken. Sound familiar? But when she walked out of that building it was like that part of her was gone. I tried to comfort her, but she wouldn't tell me what went down in there.

Skye

What did you say?

Coulson

I said the words I thought she needed to hear.

Coulson

I heard what you did for me. I think it's time that we remove this.

Coulson

Disengage bracelet.

Skye

Are you kidding me?

Coulson

I thought you'd like that.

Ward

Skye looks young enough to blend in.

Skye

You’re not exactly Old Man River, and Fitz looks younger than us.

Fitz

Time will come when you won’t make fun of me for that. You’ll be jealous. You’ll be jealous, wrinkly old hags.

Fitz

How's your Scottish accent?

Skye

[in a poor Scottish accent] I don't know. You tell me how great it is, laddie.

Fitz

[in a perfect American accent] American, then.

Skye

Fitz, have you ever heard of an 0-8-4 being a person?

Fitz

No, but I suppose it's possible. I'd hate to meet the guy.

Skye

What can I do? And don't you dare say "nothing" or tell me to sit down here and count ceiling tiles while Ward is missing.

Coulson

Ward's got drop boxes and storage lockers all over the world. They're filled with currency, weapons, ID's. He's gonna use aliases, cash, anything to keep Lorelei off the radar. You're the best radar we have. Find them.

Simmons

We'd like to send a blood sample of yours to some colleagues to do a molecular breakdown. Maybe if you spoke to Agent Coulson...

Skye

Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea. If Coulson thinks it's important that this thing stays between us, then we should trust him, right? He's the boss.

Simmons

So you're saying we should obey the rules?

Fitz

Who are you and what have you done with Skye?

Coulson

Skye, please tell me something good.

Skye

We have internet.

Coulson

Yay! And boy, have I lowered my expectations.

Eric Koenig

You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box?

May

Machete.

Trip

A sat phone so I can call someone to get me off that island.

Fitz

How big is the box?

Eric Koenig

Just say the first answer that comes into your mind. What's in that box?

Fitz

Simmons.

Simmons

That's a hard one. Let me think. The TARDIS.

Skye

I want to say my laptop, fully charged. But I don't want to seem subversive - with the Rising Tide and all...

Eric Koenig

You're over-thinking it.

Skye

The laptop would be stupid, anyway. There's no wi-fi.

Skye

You think I don't want to watch him suffer?

Deathlok

Not suffer. Die. Garrett doesn't think you're gonna let that happen.

Skye

He's a murderer.

Deathlok

Yes, he is. Are you?

Coulson

Skye, Trip, get ready for a large file transfer.

Skye

How large?

Skye

You know, I never gave you enough credit for this whole zen-warrior thing. But I got to admit, it'd be nice to feel nothing right now.

May

You think I don't feel anything?

Skye

Look at you. You're a statue. And you and Ward had a thing. So if anyone should be furious...

May

I am. I'm furious. But I'm sure as hell not gonna waste it on a tantrum. I'm gonna mine it, save it. And when we find Ward, I'm gonna use every bit of it to take him down.

Skye

Wish I knew how to use that hate-fu.

May

I'm up most mornings at five.

Trip

No need to think the worst till it shakes your hand and says hello.

Skye

Is that another one of your grandma's sayings?

Trip

Fortune cookie. Had some kung pao chicken the other night.