Trip quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Trip

Sir, I bring the noise and the funk wherever I go.

How did Coulson score such a sweet ride?

Ward

He died.

Trip

That's tight.

Eric Koenig

So you're not gonna mention your grandfather?

Trip

It's not something I advertise. Didn't want to be treated any different because I'm a legacy.

Eric Koenig

If I was the grandson of a Howling Commando, I'd have that tattooed on my chest.

Eric Koenig

You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box?

May

Machete.

Trip

A sat phone so I can call someone to get me off that island.

Fitz

How big is the box?

Eric Koenig

Just say the first answer that comes into your mind. What's in that box?

Fitz

Simmons.

Simmons

That's a hard one. Let me think. The TARDIS.

Skye

I want to say my laptop, fully charged. But I don't want to seem subversive - with the Rising Tide and all...

Eric Koenig

You're over-thinking it.

Skye

The laptop would be stupid, anyway. There's no wi-fi.

Trip

We're not Hydra. We're agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Well, right now, to the rest of the world, that's the same thing.

Trip

No need to think the worst till it shakes your hand and says hello.

Skye

Is that another one of your grandma's sayings?

Trip

Fortune cookie. Had some kung pao chicken the other night.

Hunter

May shot me.

Trip

Man. I wanted to be the one.

Hunter

Bobbi?

Bobbi

Hey, Hunter. Nice suit.

Hunter

"Nice suit"? Really? That's what you're leading with? [pause] What did you do to your hair?

Bobbi

Ever heard of "undercover"?

Hunter

I prefer you blonde.

Bobbi

Well, I didn't do it for you. Two seconds in, there's already a tone.

Hunter

Th-this isn't a tone, this is my speaking voice when I'm upset with an unreasonable person!

Trip

[chuckling, to May] What's the deal there?

May

Hunter ever tell you stories about his she-Devil ex-wife?

Trip

All the time. [He looks at Bobbi. May nods] Damn.

Wait, don't shoot! They need help up there!

May

[Lowers her weapon and talks on comms] This is Agent May, there are kids in here. Why the hell are there kids in here? [Enters room where Coulson, Mace, and more children are] Where's the Patriot?

Coulson

Put that gun down! We need help here, there's a kid buried under that pile of rock.

Trip

It's coming down!

Simmons

No, it's coming up.

[Lifts up giant pieces of rubble] Get him out.

May

Nobody move!

Coulson

Are you insane? He's trying to save a kid!

May

So was I.

Ward

Agent May, he's the only thing keeping this building from falling down on all of us. You shoot him, we all die.

Coulson

We don't have time for this, we've gotta save that kid. Form a team, find something to pop up that beam. Either shoot us or help, but don't just stand there. Snap out of it, May!

Daisy

Trip! It's so good to see you.

Trip

Hey... person I don't know.

Daisy

Yeah. Right. Sorry, I heard about your mission. Awesome job.