Eric Koenig quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Eric Koenig

So you're not gonna mention your grandfather?

Trip

It's not something I advertise. Didn't want to be treated any different because I'm a legacy.

Eric Koenig

If I was the grandson of a Howling Commando, I'd have that tattooed on my chest.

Eric Koenig

What's the difference between an egg and a rock?

May

Edible. Not.

Fitz

Well, that's absurd. The differences are-

Simmons

-innumerable. If you want, I can start listing them but then-

Fitz

-we'll be here all day.

Eric Koenig

You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box?

May

Machete.

Trip

A sat phone so I can call someone to get me off that island.

Fitz

How big is the box?

Eric Koenig

Just say the first answer that comes into your mind. What's in that box?

Fitz

Simmons.

Simmons

That's a hard one. Let me think. The TARDIS.

Skye

I want to say my laptop, fully charged. But I don't want to seem subversive - with the Rising Tide and all...

Eric Koenig

You're over-thinking it.

Skye

The laptop would be stupid, anyway. There's no wi-fi.