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Mack Mackenzie quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Played by Henry Simmons · 102 quotes · page 7 of 7

Mack Mackenzie

6th most-quoted character in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: in 102 of its 679 quotes
Most scenes with: Yo-Yo Rodriguez (30), Phil Coulson (27), Daisy Johnson (25)

Scenes with Mack Mackenzie 100

Mack

Look. We know you're not the bad guy. But you may have given access to one, so help us out.

GSGerald Sharpe

Okay! Okay. Okay, I'll tell you. [Changes his tone to one of defiance] When hell freezes over. I'm a loyal American. Did you really think that I would break for bush league commie scum like you?

Mack

We're trying to prevent something terrible from happening.

SSharpe

And by "terrible", do you mean America's continued dominance and unparalleled excellence?

That arrogance is putting lives at risk.

SSharpe

Oh, is that so, Mamacita? Ooh. Caliente. Good thing your boy's here to keep you in line.

Mack

Did he just call me "boy?"

SSharpe

Allow me to introduce myself. Gerald Sharpe. Department of Defense. Ex-military. I didn't just teach interrogation and resistance, I wrote the field manual. So do your worst.

[In the cockpit of Zephyr One]

Mack

[Over an intercom from Zephyr One to Sharpe, who is on the ground] Earthling. You will not reveal what you've seen here today, or the next time we abduct you... you will be... [Pause] probed. [Flies away]

[In a nearby diner]

SSharpe

Someone help me! I was just abducted by aliens!

WWaitress

Looks like we got a live one.

SSharpe

You have to believe me! I saw their spaceship! And... And I'm pretty sure they were Communists... from the future!

Mack

It's easier to let a bad man live than to let a good man die.

That's catchy, and I wish I'd said it, but Agent Sousa's sacrifice was an inspiration to others in S.H.I.E.L.D.

Mack

Like yours was for the Avengers.

Well, let's not oversell it.

[Mack and Yo-Yo are scouting the Lighthouse]

I was wondering why you brought me here. I'm hardly even fit for recon. What if we run into complications, Mack?

Mack

You're damn fine at what you do, with or without your powers. They don't define you.

Then why do you call me "Yo-Yo?"

Mack

'Cause you always bounce back.

[After noticing that the base is still occupied]

Let's take the Quinjet and get back.

Mack

What, are you worried? It's still S.H.I.E.L.D., just an active base.

You saw the man in blue

Mack

The Agent in the throwback uni? Hell, I thought he looked pretty tight.

You ever see a James Bond movie, Mack? An underground base full of men in jumpsuits... always a bad deal. [A door opens, revealing a rocket being assembled] See? Called it.

[Mack and Deke are stranded in 1983. Mack found out that Deke has a band performing songs from later in the 1980s.]

This isn't a cover band. The band is a cover. Director, I want to introduce you to The Deke Squad. That's Roxy Glass. She runs covert ops and tactical. Kind of the brains of the operation. Alright, y'all ready? Tommy and Ronnie Chang, a.k.a. The Chang Gang. Both masters of disguises, not to mention total honey pots. Olga Pachinko... resistance from the Balkans. Only speaks limited English, though she is fluent in the international language... demolitions. And finally, there's Cricket. Cricket's... well, I mean, mostly, we just really needed a drummer.

Mack

Wait, wait, wait. Didn't you tell me that dude was shady?

Yeah, but that was before I found out he had a steady job.

Mack

Doing what?

Selling coke. Although, I've never seen him drink any.

Mack

Look, I appreciate the effort you put in. I really do. But this is terrible spy-craft to be this high-profile.

Exactly. That's the whole point. Think about the practical applications. We move freely from town-to-town. Big cases of high tech "equipment" are part of the gig. And any strange behavior, they just chalk it up to drugs.

[Deke is about to introduce Mack to Mack's younger self]

Last semester, you got straight A's, you racked up the high score on Ms. Pac-Man and you cried buckets when you read Where the Red Fern Grows.

Mack

That stays between us.

Not making any promises.

Mack

Uncle Marcus's car looks nicer than I remember.

You don't say.

Mack

How are Reuben and I... doing with, uh... You know.

Still hard. I mean, they were your parents. I don't think that pain ever goes away completely. But every day's a little easier, and your Uncle Marcus has been great. I think that you and Reuben are even closer in this timeline. Now, remember, you're just a friend from my band, okay?

Mack

Yeah, okay, but what instrument do I play?

I don't know. I was thinking maybe... harmonica?

Mack

Oh, what? Harmonica? Oh, hell no. No. No, no, no, no. I'm a sax man all the way.

Of course the big man plays the sax. Alright, I'm into that, but we're gonna have to get you a couple lessons. It's got to be authentic.

Enoch said that this will be the team's last mission together.

Mack

Well, maybe it's time. We've had a crazy ride.

What? How can you say that? That's it? Just, "Talk to you later"?

Mack

Look, we have these things called phones. Now, I know you millennials like to use them just for taking pictures of yourselves, but in the '80s, we actually used them to talk to each other.

I'm serious. We're not just gonna turn into the people who used to work together and, you know, "Hey, I'm in town", and, "We used to be close a long time ago". That's...

Mack

Sounds like we might.

You guys are my family. I don't know who I am without you guys.

Mack

You know exactly who you are. With anyone. [Sees Daisy glance at Sousa] Really? Subtle.

In the time loops, we kind of kissed. Whatever. He's a dork.

Mack

See, that's messed up, because he doesn't remember that.

Then why are you smiling?

Mack

'Cause Yo-Yo owes me $20.

It won't be the same.

Mack

No, it won't. But that's okay.

Mack

What are your intentions?

Sir?

Mack

With Daisy.

I don't have any intentions.

Mack

Well, then, you better get some. And quick. 'Cause this thing is coming for you.

This thing?

Mack

She's into you. And I'm not even sure she knows it yet, but pretty soon, she'll figure it out. And when she does, watch out. 'Cause when she gets something into her head...

She won't stop. Yeah, I noticed.

Mack

But listen, Daisy's been hurt. Bad. So, I'm happy she's ready to dive back in, and I'm happy it's you. I like you. You seem like a good man. Even if you're a little, you know, straight ahead...

Wait, is that bad?

Mack

But I'm not about to let her get hurt again. You hear what I'm saying?

I think so. I think you're... threatening me. Sir.

Mack

No. Not just me. Every member of this team. And we have technology at S.H.I.E.L.D. that you've never even seen...

I hear you. Loud and clear. I would never hurt her.

Mack

[Lightens up a bit] Imagine that. The man out of time and Quake. Just like a damn comic book.

Hold on. What did you just call her?

Mack

Quake. It's her superhero name.

Really?

Mack

[Starting to giggle] Yeah. Yeah, really.

[Also starting to giggle] Do you not hear how hilarious that sounds? Quake.

[One person will have to stay behind to send the rest of the team to the main timeline]

I don't know if that matters. 'Cause this is the last mission together, isn't it?

How could you know that?

Enoch told us. Before he died.

Yeah, that's true. In fact, no matter what the outcome, this will be the last time we're all in the same room together. Ever.

I'll stay. I belong here. I've already been given the privilege of a second chance, of meeting all you fine people. It's only right. If the Army taught me anything, it's that you can't...

[Blows a raspberry] I'll stay. First of all, I'm the one with the scientific knowledge to be able to repatch the power. Danny boy over here is still impressed by a light bulb.

That's not accurate or nice.

And second, seems like you and Daisy have a real thing going, and I just want you to be happy. [To Fitz] And third, as long as you reconnect with Nana and then, you know, connect, then maybe you'll see me again someday. And honestly, I'm kind of a rock god here, anyway.

...

Mack

Watch over little Alphie, will you? Hell, watch over all of us.

You know I will. I don't...

Mack

You don't give up on friends. I know better than anyone. Thank you for everything, Agent Shaw.

[One year later, the team holds a virtual reunion.]

I vote we make this a tradition.

Mack

Yeah. I agree. We can't lose touch. We've been through too much together. A miracle we survived. Well, except for Coulson. And Fitz.

And Daisy.

And May.

Geez, I was a zombie once.

So was Mack, actually.

Really? Was I there for that?

Look, if this is a contest, I died like seven times.

Is that all?

But I didn't even exist in Deke's timeline.

Aw, Deke.

Deke.

I miss that little weirdo.

Yeah. We may see him again one day.

Mack

Look, I'm sure the D is doing just fine. He's probably playing Madison Square Garden right now.

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