[whispers to Zack] I have to pee.
All S1
S1Class
Do it in the sink.
You just can't stand to see me be better than you at anything. I always wondered what it would be like if I was better at something than you. And now I know. You are so gracious. You got the good hair, the glamorous job and the baby on the way, but do I explode in your face with resentment? No, I keep it in. I control it, because I love you! [throws a tantrum, then goes away]
[shouts angrily at Abby] I love you too! [forces the door halfway, then slowly closes it and enters the kitchen]
Oh, you are home.
[sees Davis just about to pee in the sink] Davis! [Davis slips down the sink]
Zack, um, remember that high speed chase that went from Fresno down to Bakersfield?
Yeah.
Yeah. Real nasty. Uh, they put out spikes to flatten the tires, big explosion, then the guy ran away, and then the dogs got him?
Yeah. That's my son, Carl. And my daughter doesn't talk to me because I had her fiancée deported. So, what can I help you with?
Great place, right?
Great? This place is amazing. Everywhere I look, it is like my favourite kind of porn is about to break out.
What is your "un-favourite" kind of porn?
Well, the German stuff is a little rough. No wonder they started two world wars.
Ow! Hey Zack, Little late for the partay!
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