Billie quotes from Accidentally on Purpose

Billie

[excited] What? Where?

Billie

That's not living together.

Billie

What are you doing here?

Billie

[cuts him short] Ba ba ba ba ba.

Billie

I've got to update my Facebook status.

Billie

You! You pick me up at a bar, you call me again, you have some king of crazy magic super sperm, you have the worst one night stand in the history of time.

Billie

I love you. [realizes what she just said] What?!

Billie

Good idea, I like it. Three ladies shaking it down, hot on the trail, getting some answers. [Refers to herself] One woman, pregnant James Bond, [refers to Olivia] one of them loose, Scottish, [refers to Abby] third, has flat hair.

Billie

Yes, yes it is. I feel really good about myself right now.

Billie

I wonder where Zack is?

Billie

Talked to me about what?

Billie

What? What could be more uncomfortable than a speculum?

Billie

What? [The doctor nods] Well that explains his behavior this morning, the half-written note. [Takes a gulp] And the panic attack I am about to have.

Billie

So, the pregnancy books tell you all kinds of things to expect in the 1st trimester. You know, nausea, heartburn, bloaty gas.

Billie

[Cutting her off] No, you spill things. You are a spiller. You have been spilling things ever since you got YooHoo on my tutu in our recital.