We're going to the Please Touch Museum.
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I said if you're ready to have some fun, let me hear you!
The Please Touch Museum is for babies.
What?! No way.
It's like Disney World but for kids.
Mr. Johnson loves it. He's decided to come with us.
I don't wanna go there, it's for babies.
Good morning, and happy "my second favorite holiday after Christmas" Development Day, every Ooh, donuts.
TTeacher
Hey. How you doing?
AAll
(singing) Que tu cuerpo es pa'. darle alegría y cosa buena. Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena. Hey, Macarena.
I got a rule for y'all. You need to wait two hours between washes before you run that dishwasher in the lounge, or else.
Mmm-hmm.
We did.
Don't mind if I la-do-do.
I'll take two.
RRinny
Duck, duck, duck...
Listen, I know it's a lot to commit to, Barb, but seriously, you're missing out.
Melissa, I cannot possibly watch five hundred episodes of a British reality show, even if it does deal with my favorite emotion, love, on my favorite landform, an island. (to camera) Duck, duck, goose is the perfect game.
(to camera) Yeah, first of all, contained to a small area. Only one kid talks every round.
(to camera) [quietly] Yeah.
So, what are everybody's Halloween plans?
Just the usual.
Trick or treating?
We're too old for that.
No phones day is for staff and faculty too, not just kids. There's no iPhones in team.
What about the phones initiative?
It's really a great name.
She's a goofgirl, you know.
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