Oh, it's gonna blow!
AAll
(together) Aaaaahhhh!
[Final lines as the volcano rumbling sound effect is heard, and when the volcano erupts, the volcano explodes and shoots out lava.]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
What's wrong, Gregory?
I'm not sure, but you're trying to kick at my guy.
I don't know. It's an ordinary day to me, Playboy.
We're kidding.
Yeah. We know, it's Valentine's Day!
Didn't buy tickets. Don't want to see the show.
Alright, class, can anybody tell me what number we are celebrating tomorrow?
AAll
(together) 100.
That's right. We will be celebrating 100 days of school. The 100th day of school is a big to-do nowadays. In order to beat the "when is summer break" blues, the students dress up as 100-year-olds and have a parade.
It's a less scary Halloween.
Now, 100 pennies is a...
AAll
(together) Dollar.
My son was excited to read that book to me at bedtime.
And why are you going to sleep before your son?
I am sleepy.
Fire, y’all! Head towards the exits. The plot of Fahrenheit 451 is upon us!
Attention, everyone.
Attention, everyone.
I need a final head count for karaoke.
I'll be there. I like big butts, but someone out there thinks I'm lying about it. And I gotta set the record straight.
Good morning.
Go ahead and sign in on the, the new iPad.
Hoagie Hole has been shut down. Do not go there.
I just want to thank you all for bearing with me these last two classes while I develop the lesson plan.
KKids
You're welcome.
We are having a car wash to raise money.
Here you go.
We're going to the district to get Ava her job back.
We can discuss the facts or what happened all day, until we're blue in the face. You know?
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