Janine Teagues quotes from Abbott Elementary

Janine

Where is it?!

Janine

Gregory really hates ringworm, but we all have our words.

Janine

We asked the district for funding, they gave us $50 for class pets instead.

Janine

It's Halloween here at Abbott, and some of the costumes can be a little risqué, so I have a box full of backups. I want everyone to have a shot at winning the big costume contest that's later today, so I need to make sure they're both age and fear appropriate.

Janine

Our student decided to fight Gregory.

Janine

She can be the sun and the moon and the planets. She just can’t be the Milky Way because she’s lactose intolerant. Which I can relate because, uh, Milky Way? More like milk, get out of my way. Right?

Janine

Good morning.

Janine

Hoagie Hole has been shut down. Do not go there.

Janine

We are having a car wash to raise money.

Janine

Here you go.

Janine

We're going to the district to get Ava her job back.

Janine

Good morning, and happy "my second favorite holiday after Christmas" Development Day, every Ooh, donuts.

Janine

No phones day is for staff and faculty too, not just kids. There's no iPhones in team.

Janine

That is incredible, Ms. Howard. I can't wait to get on that level. Where is your class, by the way?

Barbara

Out in the hallway in a single file.

Janine

Really?

Barbara

Mm‐hmm.

Good morning, Ms. Teagues!

Tariq

Mm‐hmm. Mm‐hmm.

Janine

I left that, uh, bill‐organizer thing on the fridge.

Tariq

Mm‐hmm. Yeah. I'll get to it.

Janine

Okay. Yeah, but, no, I was just thinking, like, you'd get to it kind of soon because my name's on the lease and we were already late on rent once.