Gregory really hates ringworm, but we all have our words.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
No one's getting past me.
I did not have ringworm.
Jacob, we have to protect the entire school.
This is not fair.
The last time you washed your legs.
I love you, Jacob. But I will beat you down.
We asked the district for funding, they gave us $50 for class pets instead.
Watch out for this one. He's a biter.
He didn't bite me.
[The hamster bites Janine's finger.]
God.
It's Halloween here at Abbott, and some of the costumes can be a little risqué, so I have a box full of backups. I want everyone to have a shot at winning the big costume contest that's later today, so I need to make sure they're both age and fear appropriate.
But she's been doing that since before I even got here.
Fight night!
Our student decided to fight Gregory.
The Deli across the street is being turned into a freaking smoothie shop.
Which one. Smoothin' on up? Unblended knee. It's not fruit groups, is it?
He knows so many different smoothie shops.
Nope, It's gonna be a fruit, there it is.
After weeks of hard work and sleeping under my desk a few nights, I did it.
Ava, take down that tree. And Janine, get back under your desk. We are not doing a Christmas-themed show anymore.
Melissa really is the best of us, and I'm just a lowly piece of (bleep) god.
Hey, what the hell are you doing here?! I told you weren't invited to this.
RCaptain Robinson
I respect your wishes. Paramedics got a death alert ring from this house.
Welcome to Abbott Elementary, the best elementary school in the universe.
DRDeandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds
Is that what this is?
RMRonald "Mac" McDonald
Ignore her. We are the best volunteers in the universe.
DRDennis Reynolds
Hey, quick question: Um, what's the deal with all the cameras?
We have, like, a Vanderpump thing going on. Don't worry about it.
DDennis
No! No. I don't think so. I know quite a bit about filming and consent and I think I'll be spending my time on the other side of the camera, thank you very much.
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