Melissa Schemmenti quotes from Abbott Elementary

Duck, duck, duck...

Melissa

Listen, I know it's a lot to commit to, Barb, but seriously, you're missing out.

Barbara

Melissa, I cannot possibly watch five hundred episodes of a British reality show, even if it does deal with my favorite emotion, love, on my favorite landform, an island. (to camera) Duck, duck, goose is the perfect game.

Melissa

(to camera) Yeah, first of all, contained to a small area. Only one kid talks every round.

Barbara

(to camera) [quietly] Yeah.

Melissa

So, what are everybody's Halloween plans?

Barbara

Just the usual.

Janine

Trick or treating?

Gregory

We're too old for that.