Barbara Howard quotes from Abbott Elementary

Barbara

I just want to thank you all for bearing with me these last two classes while I develop the lesson plan.

You're welcome.

Gregory

The Please Touch Museum is for babies.

Jacob

What?! No way.

Melissa

It's like Disney World but for kids.

Barbara

Mr. Johnson loves it. He's decided to come with us.

Mr. Johnson

I don't wanna go there, it's for babies.

Barbara

Mmm-hmm.

Janine

We did.

Barbara

Don't mind if I la-do-do.

Janine

I'll take two.

Duck, duck, duck...

Melissa

Listen, I know it's a lot to commit to, Barb, but seriously, you're missing out.

Barbara

Melissa, I cannot possibly watch five hundred episodes of a British reality show, even if it does deal with my favorite emotion, love, on my favorite landform, an island. (to camera) Duck, duck, goose is the perfect game.

Melissa

(to camera) Yeah, first of all, contained to a small area. Only one kid talks every round.

Barbara

(to camera) [quietly] Yeah.

Melissa

So, what are everybody's Halloween plans?

Barbara

Just the usual.

Janine

Trick or treating?

Gregory

We're too old for that.