A character in Abbott Elementary
Played by Quinta Brunson
Abbott Elementary · 136 quotes
Most-quoted character in Abbott Elementary: in 65 of its 136 quotes
Most scenes with: Gregory Eddie (19), Melissa Schemmenti (16), Barbara Howard (15)
Mm.
Melissa and Captain Robinson: Childhood.
Nah, but this is a real problem.
Mm-hmm.
JanineYeah.
Oh, yeah, absolutely. Where did you even get a cigarette?
Yeah, what you, a French child?
The guy around the corner sold it to me for a dollar.
A dollar? Inflation is crazy. But you are in big trouble, because cigarettes are banned.
Not on any of the signs I saw.
What?
JanineAs you all know, my fellowship at the district is coming to an end.
Ooh, girl, don't remind me. My doomsday countdown clock is set to the day that you're back.
JanineStop.
You know, we make a really good team.
JanineYeah, we do.
We all know the real reason you came back is to see Questlove.
JanineAva, Questlove is not coming here.
Good morning.
JanineHey, Alex.
I did not have ringworm.
JanineJacob, we have to protect the entire school.
This is not fair.
The last time you washed your legs.
I love you, Jacob. But I will beat you down.
JanineWatch out for this one. He's a biter.
He didn't bite me.
[The hamster bites Janine's finger.]
JanineGod.
The Deli across the street is being turned into a freaking smoothie shop.
Which one. Smoothin' on up? Unblended knee. It's not fruit groups, is it?
JanineHe knows so many different smoothie shops.
Nope, It's gonna be a fruit, there it is.
JanineAfter weeks of hard work and sleeping under my desk a few nights, I did it.
Ava, take down that tree. And Janine, get back under your desk. We are not doing a Christmas-themed show anymore.
JanineWelcome to Abbott Elementary, the best elementary school in the universe.
Is that what this is?
Ignore her. We are the best volunteers in the universe.
Are you finding everything to your liking?
JanineNo.
Can we glue some jelly beans on it?
Well, how many times have you seen jelly beans on a volcano?
JanineI've never seen a volcano.
Neither have I, but I'm pretty sure there's no jelly beans on them.
Yeah, I don't know. It's just lacking, like, a "wow" factor.
JanineAre you familiar with the Vegas Sphere?
No, but I think this is good.
JanineOh, it's gonna blow!
(together) Aaaaahhhh!
[Final lines as the volcano rumbling sound effect is heard, and when the volcano erupts, the volcano explodes and shoots out lava.]
JanineWhat's wrong, Gregory?
I'm not sure, but you're trying to kick at my guy.
JanineI don't know. It's an ordinary day to me, Playboy.
We're kidding.
JanineYeah. We know, it's Valentine's Day!
Didn't buy tickets. Don't want to see the show.
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