TV show quotes
Can we please have the courtesy of a knock?
I didn't know you were home and last time I checked it was still my house. Simon, come on. What's going on with you? What's wrong?
Nothing's wrong with me. What's wrong with you?
Well, I don't approve of you staying out all night and I don't want you to have sex before you're married. Other than that, nothing.
[to Ruthie] You know what? Forget about it. You're just a spoiled brat! You get your way with everyone because you're the youngest girl in the family and everyone treats you like a baby. Everyone thinks it's funny or cute when you do something wrong, but you're not with your family when you're at school and other people may not find you so funny and cute.
Wow. I wondered how you lost Cecilia. I wondered why you haven't been able to get another girlfriend. I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that you don't know how to talk to women.
A woman doesn't pantsed a guy at school.
Oh, please, what's the big deal? If one of your buddies did that, would you be acting like this? No! You want an apology? A heartfelt apology? Okay, I'm sorry you ever came here!
I love you, and if I could have the child for us, I would.
Really?
Well, I'd love to experience growing a human being, but I totally understand your fear of the birthing process. I think I'd rather take a bullet for you.
Don't kid yourself, Dad. Lucy's eating for five kids and two dogs.
Yeah, we want to be baseball players and preachers.
You can be whatever you want to be.
Then we want to be baseball players.
[to Eric & Annie] Just so we're clear I'm not promising to never have sex until I'm married, but I do promise if I do and when I decide to have sex again, I'm gonna use better judgment and be more emotionally ready.
I'm not happy, but it's a step in the right direction.
What's going on?
We were going to play some pool to blow off some steam after studying, but, uh, looks like all the tables look full
You can wait with us if you want to
Sure
Hello?
Hi. I-I know you're out with the guys, and you should spend time with your friends , but, on your way home, could you pick up a chocolate shake for me?
Of course
Oh, so when are you coming home?
I shouldn't be long -- an hour or so. Or now
Perfect. See you soon
She sure is keeping you on a short leash
Doesn't your wife realize that this pregnancy thing is just as hard on you? You need your alone time, too
The fact that you two aren't married truly amazes me
Hi guys
Hi Venus. How have you been?
I've been good. So, you guys are new?
Yeah, we just got here
No, I mean new on the job
We don't work here
Look like you're going to have some fun breaking those new guys in
New guys?
They're coming out of the academy looking younger and younger every year
Oh, yeah. You know rookies
The dark haired one is kind of cute. Make sure you keep 'em in line
Will do. Good luck
What did that mean?
Who knows?
Hey, don't you look now, but that woman is check you out
[Simon takes a seat at the Women's Clinic]
You don't look pregnant.
I'm Leah. Leah Morris.
Hi. Simon... LeBon.
Isn't that the name of the lead singer for Duran Duran?
Yeah... I-I panicked.
I have some business to take care of, but I shouldn't be long
I'll be fine
You'll be fine as long as you stay in bed
The doctor said I could move around a little, even go for a short trip. You heard him; he said I'd be fine
I just don't think it's a good idea. I can get anything you want
Anything? Ok, uh, get me a car seat, a crib, a diaper service, a dozen oneness, a small tub, some washcloths, towels, blankets and everything the baby will need when it get's here
We love you, Savannah. We love you.
I'm looking for the Reverend Lucille Kinkirk
Oh, it's Lucy, and she's out this morning, making some hospital calls. I'm her father
Oh what a coincidence. I am, too. A-A Father
Well, sit down, why don't you? I'm just -- I'm guessing that you must be Sandy's father
I must be
I was hoping to see Lucille
Lucy
That's the one. Uh...I-I wanted to drop something off for my daughter. I found it
You found it?
Well, at the bank. Tell Lucille not to give it to her all at once. She'll know why. Problems in the past
Excuse me for a second. Hello?
Hey, dad, how's it going?
Uh, well, I-I have somebody in the office
Oh, this won't take long but a second. I just need to borrow, like...100 bucks until my next paycheck
I'm not paying for the ring
No, no, no, no, no. I'm paying for the ring. Which is why I'm having a little trouble making the rest of my bills. But I'll be caught up as soon as I get my next paycheck
Hmm, no. I'm sorry. I can't help you out
Uh, you can take some out of that, if you need it
Look dad, I could probably borrow the money from someone else, but I'm coming to you first
Well, I appreciate that, but I still -- I can't help you out
But, Dad, they're going to cut off my phone service
Well, you know, that's hardly an emergency you can always get your phone turned back on. Oh, absolutely. They-they do that all the time. Simon, I-I have somebody in the office, and I-I really have to go
Good luck
Yeah. Just give that to Lucille. She'll know what to do
I got it
Dinner?
No. A project that helps other people. A
Ruthie? Ruthie are you okay? Your mom says dinner's almost ready
All right, I'm coming
Can I please be excused?
No, you should eat just a little something
I don't really feel like eating
Are you sick?
Not really, I just don't feel like eating
You look sick
Thanks. Please?
Go ahead
Please make it stop
I'm trying
What's wrong with Ruthie?
Yeah, what's wrong?
She misses Martin. And Valentine's Day is coming up and -- hey, speaking of Valentine's Day...
It's our birthday!
It's your birthday. What kind of cake do you want me to make?
We want one from the store
You don't want me to make you a cake?
No, one from the store
But the chocolate cake with the chocolate frosting and the vanilla ice cream on top
No, from the store
The one with the ice cream already in it
Oh I can make you an ice cream cake. I know how to do that. Just, you know, white cake with a layer of ice cream and then the frosting on top
No. We want one, from the store, please
Can we be excused?
You could've said something
Uh, I've talked to her all week and gotten absolutely nowhere. Although I am working on a little something
No, not Ruthie, the boys. I mean, they want a, they want a cake from the store
And? [Annie sighs]
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