[to Simon] Please. It's the last day of vacation.
I don't want to be on vacation. I don't want to have a picnic on the beach.
I'm gonna keep saying this to you until I get through to you: it was an accident.
S8 E1The Long Bad Summer (1)
I love you.
I love you, too.
It's been a tough summer. You know, ever since you told me you thought that you might be pregnant, I felt really happy, not that you weren't pregnant, but because you will be someday. Someday, you and I will have children together, and I can't wait.
Well, I'm afraid you're gonna have to. We're due downstairs for some more family fun.
What do you think?
About?
About having children?
I still have two years of school left. I think we'd better wait until I get out of school.
If that's what you want.
It's not what I want. What I want is to have a baby. I haven't been able to stop thinking about it ever since the scare either. No, we can't. We really can't.
I could baby-sit while you go to class. [Lucy chuckles] No, I could.
Are you serious? You want to have a baby?
I need something life-affirming.
We all do.
Do you have any kings?
N... no.
Yes, he does.
No, I don't.
Are you sure? If you have a card with a king on it, you have to give it to Ruthie.
I'm sure.
Sorry this is the last day of vacation. It's been really fun.
This is the best vacation I've ever had. I'm really glad you came.
I'm really glad you invited me. [Sam and David make kissing noises] Why you guys want to give me a hard time, huh?
Because we love you.
We love you.
And you love Ruthie.
You love Ruthie.
[The twins make kissing sounds; Peter scares them; they laugh and run off]
I just wish I didn't feel so guilty about having a good time.
I feel badly for Simon, too, but I'm still having a good time.
Eric [to Chandler] What are you doing here?
Uh, I was wondering what you were doing here.
We have the house until Sunday.
Uh, you had the house till Saturday and it's... uh, late Saturday, and we're here because it's our turn.
We're not going home until tomorrow.
What about church?
We'll be home in time for church.
You said you wanted to be home for the weekend.
Did I? Uh, I meant I wanted to be home for Sunday.
Well, it's a very long drive. We just can't turn around and go back.
No, no, of course not. Uh, come on in.
Oh, no, no, I don't want to spoil your last night here, which was supposed to be last night.
I wouldn't want to spoil your first night here, which is supposed to be tomorrow night.
RRoxanne
[to Simon] How are you doing?
How do you think I'm doing?
RRoxanne
I was just making polite conversation, but if you want to, we can talk. I've been worried about you.
I wish everyone would stop worrying about me. It just makes it worse.
RRoxanne
To have people care about you?
I don't want anybody to care about me.
RRoxanne
Not even Cecilia?
No, not even Cecilia.
RRoxanne
Simon, don't do this to yourself.
I killed someone. And don't say it was an accident because it was an accident that happened when I was driving. I'm responsible for killing someone.
[to Eric about Simon] How's he doing?
Not so well.
When do you go to court?
Next week unless our insurance company settles, and they don't want to settle.
Does Simon have to go?
He doesn't have to go, but I think he should. It was an accident.
Look, I almost forgot why you were on this vacation. Roxanne and I will get a hotel and we'll come back tomorrow.
No, you should just stay here.
No, you spend your last night with your family, all right? I'm sorry about the mix-up.
No, there are plenty of rooms here for everyone. There's a room for you and a room for Roxanne unless, of course, you decide to get married tonight.
Ah, we'll just leave and come back.
Come back married?
I don't want to get into this right now again.
Okay. No judgment.
You don't know that we're doing anything. She's not sure if she wants to get married right now.
Depends on whether or not the fun lasts?
What time are you leaving tomorrow?
No matter when we leave, whether we're here or not, God knows what you're doing.
God does, but none of you do.
We're hungry.
Yeah, we're hungry.
You just ate.
The beach makes me hungry all the time.
When are we eating dinner?
In an hour or so. How about a snack?
What's for dinner?
Whatever your mom wants to cook.
She's sleeping.
If she sleeps until tomorrow morning, we won't have dinner.
Well, she won't do that. She only did that once, and we still ate, didn't we?
S8 E2An Early Fall (2)
Carlos and I got married... last April. A week after Lucy and Kevin.
SDSam & David
What's for dinner?
Same thing we've been having all summer. Trouble. A big bowl of heaping trouble, with a Mary on top.
[about learning that Mary and Carlos got married] I hope they will be very happy. For the rest of their stupid lives.
Simon, no more running away. We want you home with us. You scared me.
You know, don't you?
CCarlos
All I know is that I love you.
How do you know?!
CCarlos
Just say it.
I can't.
CCarlos
Why?
Because once I say it, it'll be true.
CCarlos
And I want it to be true.
[Long pause]
We're gonna have a baby.
CCarlos
Yes! [hugs Mary] Oh, yes!
Soy una gallina loca emperazada!
S8 E3P.K. [Preacher's Kid]
[to his date] I don't want to talk about the Camdens anymore. Can you go back to the anti-depressants?
I don't think that this is funny. You should never play hide and seek with a babysitter. In fact, hide and seek may not be a good game to play at all.
HHaley
Could you be a little nicer? You're scaring me.
[about Carlos and Mary getting married] So, are you going to make a formal announcement?"
What? And spoil all the fun at the church?
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