Have you ever heard "for everything there is a season"? "A time to..." uhh...hmm..."a time to--" do something or other. The point is that you just have to let nature take its course. You can't hurry these things.
S1 E1Anything You Want
SCSimon Camden
You know, "dog" is "God" spelled backwards.
ECEric Camden
(about the kids) Why is it that they like your parents and not mine?
Because my parents are better.
(to Eric) You wanna talk dog with Simon or puberty with Lucy?
So you took up plumbing when we were pregnant with Simon?
No, Electrical and Plumbing was Mary, Simon was Ethnic Cooking
(referring to kissing) The point is, I don't know where my hands go or his hands or my face or his face or his lips or my lips, and I don't want it to be awkward, couldn't you just show me so I have some experience.
Don't kiss me.
Would you stop, I'm not gonna kiss you. Ok, so do I touch his face with my hands. (Mary moves her hand toward his face)
No, look if anybody touches face, he touches your face or maybe he doesn't, I don't know.
(starts moving toward a kiss) So I close my eyes and... (Eric sees Mary trying to kiss Matt)
Oh Dad, this isn't what it looks like.
That's a relief.
S1 E2Family Secrets
(to Ruthie) Do you have Daddy's shoes honey?
You know Daddy really needs his shoes so if you have them (Ruthie smiles and runs away)....I'll wear my good ones. Have you seen my keys?
On the counter.
On the counter....and uh...my wedding ring?
Bathroom sink.
Oh. Good. Now all I need to do is find the list of people that I'm supposed to visit...(Annie hands him the list) Thanks.
I don't know what you'd do without me.
(kissing her) A lot less of this.
You know what I was thinking?
That once we get Ruthie in school we can walk around naked again?
(smiling) No...
But we could. (Annie nods)
Okay let's look at the facts as we know them. Fact: He said he was going to the library.
Fact: He never goes to the library.
Fact: He stayed out all night long
Fact: He was probably with a girl.
Okay...that's not a fact but it's a safe guess let's just assume. Assumption: He spent the night with the girl.
Assumption: He made out with her all night long.
Fact: You are way too young for me to be playing this game with you now go get ready for school.
So many questions I don't know where to start. Why don't we try where were you?
I was at a friend's.
What friend?
Just a friend, you don't know her.
Oh it's a her? That's interesting. Have you completely lost your mind? You stupid idiot
Now Ruthie this is an adult conversation.
What are we doing?
Nothing sleepyhead. Come here.
Are we in trouble?
What makes you think somebody's in trouble?
Because I went down to the kitchen and Daddy just said, "Good morning".
So?
He usually says, "Good morning, Pumpkin!"
He probably just forgot.
He always forgets when someone's in trouble.
Well, it's Matt but you don't have to worry because it's not any real big trouble.
I think it is
Well, Matt I've been thinking...
Well, don't do that you might hurt yourself.
I've got three daughters myself.
NMr. Nicholson
Yeah, any of them pregnant? (slams the door in his face)
S1 E3In the Blink of an Eye
You remember my dad?
JJimmy
Oh yeah, the God guy.
Yeah, I see how you charmed my daughter.
I'm sorry, Dad. I'm a total screw-up.
(before lovingly embracing his son) Not total.
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