Sam quotes from 7th Heaven

Eric

[after Sam and David have new beds] Well, I guess it's official, they're not babies anymore.

Annie

It's a good thing. They're suppose to grow.

Sam

See, this is good.

David

Good bed.

Eric

Yes, it is.

Sam

Shh! Don't wake up Mom.

David

Dad said let her sleep.

We like Kevin.

Lucy

I like Kevin too.

David

Then marry him.

Sam

Yeah, marry him.

Lucy

He hasn't asked me yet.

Why?

Kevin

Did you pay them to say that?

Lucy

No, I didn't pay them to say that! They're children. They're naturally curious. But since the boys brought it up.

Kevin

They're asking because you want to know!

Lucy

How do you know that?

Kevin

Everyone in this house is asking me when I'm going to ask you to be my wife. And after they ask me when I'm going to ask you. I ask them why they're asking because it's nobody's business except yours and mine. And they say they're asking because you're driving them nuts too! Won't you just throttle back and let me surprise you?

Lucy

Fine. Surprise me. But whatever you're doing, better be fantastic. Because if I waited all this time for a proposal over a burger and a coke at the dairy shack, I'm going to be very upset!

Ruthie

Do you have any kings?

Sam

N... no.

David

Yes, he does.

Sam

No, I don't.

Peter

Are you sure? If you have a card with a king on it, you have to give it to Ruthie.

Sam

I'm sure.

Peter

Sorry this is the last day of vacation. It's been really fun.

Ruthie

This is the best vacation I've ever had. I'm really glad you came.

Peter

I'm really glad you invited me. [Sam and David make kissing noises] Why you guys want to give me a hard time, huh?

Sam

Because we love you.

David

We love you.

Sam

And you love Ruthie.

David

You love Ruthie.

Ruthie

I just wish I didn't feel so guilty about having a good time.

Peter

I feel badly for Simon, too, but I'm still having a good time.

Sam

We're hungry.

David

Yeah, we're hungry.

Eric

You just ate.

Sam

The beach makes me hungry all the time.

David

When are we eating dinner?

Eric

In an hour or so. How about a snack?

Sam

What's for dinner?

Eric

Whatever your mom wants to cook.

Sam

She's sleeping.

David

If she sleeps until tomorrow morning, we won't have dinner.

Eric

Well, she won't do that. She only did that once, and we still ate, didn't we?

What's for dinner?

Annie

Same thing we've been having all summer. Trouble. A big bowl of heaping trouble, with a Mary on top.

Peter

Sam and David ate the coal.

Sam

I like coal.

David

Me, too. I'm gonna be a miner.

Annie

Sam. David.

David

I'm sorry.

Sam

Me too. I'm real sorry.

David

I'm real sorry too.

Annie

What happened?

David

The girl hit him, so I hit her.

Sam

Then she cried.

David

So I tried to stop her.

Sam

Then she screamed.

David

So I decided to run.

Sam

So I ran after him.

David

So the teacher ran after us.

Sam

Then we ran faster and faster.

David

So she ran faster.

Sam

Then she fall down.

David

So we kept on running.

Sam

Than we got tired.

David

So we hid in the bathroom.

Sam

Then the teacher found us.

David

So she wrote you a letter.

The end!

Yeah, we want to be baseball players and preachers.

Eric

You can be whatever you want to be.

Sam

Then we want to be baseball players.

Ruthie

Can I please be excused?

Annie

No, you should eat just a little something

Ruthie

I don't really feel like eating

Sam

Are you sick?

Ruthie

Not really, I just don't feel like eating

David

You look sick

Ruthie

Thanks. Please?

Annie

Go ahead

Eric

Please make it stop

Annie

I'm trying

David

What's wrong with Ruthie?

Sam

Yeah, what's wrong?

Annie

She misses Martin. And Valentine's Day is coming up and -- hey, speaking of Valentine's Day...

It's our birthday!

Annie

It's your birthday. What kind of cake do you want me to make?

David

We want one from the store

Annie

You don't want me to make you a cake?

Sam

No, one from the store

Annie

But the chocolate cake with the chocolate frosting and the vanilla ice cream on top

Sam

No, from the store

David

The one with the ice cream already in it

Annie

Oh I can make you an ice cream cake. I know how to do that. Just, you know, white cake with a layer of ice cream and then the frosting on top

David

No. We want one, from the store, please

Sam

Can we be excused?

Annie

You could've said something

Eric

Uh, I've talked to her all week and gotten absolutely nowhere. Although I am working on a little something

Annie

No, not Ruthie, the boys. I mean, they want a, they want a cake from the store

Eric

And? [Annie sighs]

Eric

[to Sam & David] So, starting today, we are going to have school right here at home.

Sam

Is that legal?

David

[to Margaret on the phone] We're over at Lucy's house and we're hungry. Me and Sam.

Sam

Sam and me!

David

[putting the phone off his mouth] You're Sam!

Sam

I know, I was correcting your English!