Kevin quotes from 7th Heaven

Kevin

[to Ben] Did you know Lucy's going to be a minister?

Kevin

[to Ben] I'm not coming home any time soon. I'm going to marry Lucy.

Kevin

[to Annie] I'm going home. Evidently Roxanne has turned into Lucy, and if I'm going to deal with Lucyness in my life twenty-four hours a day, I'm going to need my rest. Do you have any advice?

Ben

Hmmm...[they ignore him] Kevin!

Lucy

Hi!

Ben

Come on Kev. Let's go.

Kevin

I had a great time.

Ben

We can see that.

Kevin

Good night. [they kiss]

Lucy

Good night.

Kevin

[on the phone] No matter how much I like you, I just can't pick up and move to Glen Oak. My family is in Buffalo. My job is in Buffalo. I want to be with you, but I can't just give up my life.

Lucy

So I should just give up my life and move to Buffalo?

Kevin

I didn't say that, but it would be nice if you considered it.

Lucy

I already used up my one "give up my life and move halfway across the country to be with the one I love" chip with Jeremy. I can't do it again.

Kevin

Well, you can't ask me to do something that you're not willing to do yourself. (pause) Are you still there?

Lucy

Yes. I'm still here. In Glen Oak. Without you.

Kevin

How can you be jealous of any other woman when you know how I feel about you?

Lucy

Jealous?! You think I'm jealous?! Hey! Just because you love me and want to marry doesn't mean you can't be attracted to another woman.

Kevin

Alright.

Lucy

Alright?!

Kevin

[smiles] Thanks.

Lucy

Thanks?! What is wrong with you?!

Kevin

What's a guy in his 40s going out with a girl in her 20s for other than the obvious?

Mary

He's going out with me for the same reason any man goes out with any women, he likes me, he's interested in me.

Kevin

Don't you think I have enough problems with Lucy without your help?

Ruthie

What kind of problems? Is it sex? Is that you're problem with Lucy?

Kevin

No, it is not sex and I don't think it's cute for you to ask me that because it's completely inappropriate.

Lucy

Robbie said that you said that Mary told you Robbie and I slept together.

Kevin

So, are you mad at Mary because she said something to me or because I said something to Robbie?

Lucy

I don't know why she would say something. and I don't know you said something to Robbie, especially without saying something to me first. And I'm still upset with your new partner. Is she still around?

Kevin

Yes, and I'm sorry if there a rule that I have to discuss everything I say to Robbie with you? Because I didn't know that was a rule. And now that I do I'm not agreeing to it.

Lucy

You don't have to agree with it because it's still a rule.

Kevin

Let's see how that works out.

Lucy

See how what works out?

Kevin

This. (He kisses her)

Lucy

Wait. You can't... you can't...

Kevin

I can't do what?

Lucy

You can't just do that every time I try to talk to about something serious.

Kevin

Why not?

Lucy

Because it's a rule and I don't care if you agree to it because it's still a rule. (runs upstairs, yelling down at Kevin) And change partners!

Kevin

[to himself] Man I love that woman.

Kevin

Last night when I was talking to Mary.

Robbie

Mom said we shouldn't talk to her.

Kevin

I know but I did it anyways and you know what she said. She said,”Oh, really? Did you know Robbie and Lucy had a little sleep over in his room last year.” Is that true? Did Lucy ever spend the night with you in this room?

Robbie

Is that why you want to trade my room for yours?

Kevin

I'll take that as a yes.

Ruthie

You're amazing. You have no fear of me whatsoever. I admire that... sort of.

Kevin

Upstairs. All the way upstairs. And if I ever catch you listening on one of my conversations I'm not going to let you off with just a warning.

Ruthie

Is that a threat? Man, you give a guy a uniform and a gun and they think they rule the world.

Kevin

What happened to snooping around in my room?

Lucy

Ben talked me out of it, probably because he needed a ride to the airport.

Kevin

I can't stay long. I just came by to tell you I loved you and even if you had been with another guy I would still love you.

Lucy

Well, I haven't.

Kevin

Well that's your business. What's in the past is in the past.

Ben

Okay, Kevin, why don't you want to marry Lucy?

Kevin

I do want to marry her.

Lucy

Then why won't you ask me?

Ben

I thought you weren't talking to him.

Lucy

[rolls her eyes, looks at Ben] If Kevin wants to marry me, he should ask me.

Ben

Yes, Kevin, why is that?

Kevin

Well, Ben, maybe you can tell her that the only reason she wants to get married is because her father is sick and she feels scared and vulnerable. Once her father gets better, then what happens?

Lucy

That's not true!

Ben

You said you weren't talking to him.

Lucy

Shut up!

Kevin

Yeah, I think she's got a crush on that new guy.

Lucy

What new guy?

Kevin

The new minister at your dad's church.

We like Kevin.

Lucy

I like Kevin too.

David

Then marry him.

Sam

Yeah, marry him.

Lucy

He hasn't asked me yet.

Why?

Kevin

Did you pay them to say that?

Lucy

No, I didn't pay them to say that! They're children. They're naturally curious. But since the boys brought it up.

Kevin

They're asking because you want to know!

Lucy

How do you know that?

Kevin

Everyone in this house is asking me when I'm going to ask you to be my wife. And after they ask me when I'm going to ask you. I ask them why they're asking because it's nobody's business except yours and mine. And they say they're asking because you're driving them nuts too! Won't you just throttle back and let me surprise you?

Lucy

Fine. Surprise me. But whatever you're doing, better be fantastic. Because if I waited all this time for a proposal over a burger and a coke at the dairy shack, I'm going to be very upset!