The girl hit him, so I hit her.
So the teacher ran after us.
Then we ran faster and faster.
So we hid in the bathroom.
Then the teacher found us.
So she wrote you a letter.
Can we please have the courtesy of a knock?
I didn't know you were home and last time I checked it was still my house. Simon, come on. What's going on with you? What's wrong?
Nothing's wrong with me. What's wrong with you?
Well, I don't approve of you staying out all night and I don't want you to have sex before you're married. Other than that, nothing.
[to Ruthie] You know what? Forget about it. You're just a spoiled brat! You get your way with everyone because you're the youngest girl in the family and everyone treats you like a baby. Everyone thinks it's funny or cute when you do something wrong, but you're not with your family when you're at school and other people may not find you so funny and cute.
Wow. I wondered how you lost Cecilia. I wondered why you haven't been able to get another girlfriend. I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that you don't know how to talk to women.
A woman doesn't pantsed a guy at school.
Oh, please, what's the big deal? If one of your buddies did that, would you be acting like this? No! You want an apology? A heartfelt apology? Okay, I'm sorry you ever came here!
We were going to play some pool to blow off some steam after studying, but, uh, looks like all the tables look full
You can wait with us if you want to
Hi. I-I know you're out with the guys, and you should spend time with your friends , but, on your way home, could you pick up a chocolate shake for me?
Oh, so when are you coming home?
I shouldn't be long -- an hour or so. Or now
FFriend
She sure is keeping you on a short leash
F2Friend 2
Doesn't your wife realize that this pregnancy thing is just as hard on you? You need your alone time, too
The fact that you two aren't married truly amazes me
F' Friend
Hi Venus. How have you been?
VVenus
I've been good. So, you guys are new?
MMack
Yeah, we just got here
VVenus
No, I mean new on the job
VVenus
Look like you're going to have some fun breaking those new guys in
VVenus
They're coming out of the academy looking younger and younger every year
Oh, yeah. You know rookies
VVenus
The dark haired one is kind of cute. Make sure you keep 'em in line
MMack
What did that mean?
MMack
Hey, don't you look now, but that woman is check you out
I have some business to take care of, but I shouldn't be long
You'll be fine as long as you stay in bed
The doctor said I could move around a little, even go for a short trip. You heard him; he said I'd be fine
I just don't think it's a good idea. I can get anything you want
Anything? Ok, uh, get me a car seat, a crib, a diaper service, a dozen oneness, a small tub, some washcloths, towels, blankets and everything the baby will need when it get's here