7th Heaven · Season 9, Episode 2
Can we please have the courtesy of a knock?
I didn't know you were home and last time I checked it was still my house. Simon, come on. What's going on with you? What's wrong?
Nothing's wrong with me. What's wrong with you?
Well, I don't approve of you staying out all night and I don't want you to have sex before you're married. Other than that, nothing.
[to Ruthie] You know what? Forget about it. You're just a spoiled brat! You get your way with everyone because you're the youngest girl in the family and everyone treats you like a baby. Everyone thinks it's funny or cute when you do something wrong, but you're not with your family when you're at school and other people may not find you so funny and cute.
Wow. I wondered how you lost Cecilia. I wondered why you haven't been able to get another girlfriend. I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that you don't know how to talk to women.
A woman doesn't pantsed a guy at school.
Oh, please, what's the big deal? If one of your buddies did that, would you be acting like this? No! You want an apology? A heartfelt apology? Okay, I'm sorry you ever came here!
I love you, and if I could have the child for us, I would.
Really?
Well, I'd love to experience growing a human being, but I totally understand your fear of the birthing process. I think I'd rather take a bullet for you.
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