Why don't you just marry him and get it over with?
Maybe I don't wanna get married.
S7 E1Monkey Business (1)
How can you be jealous of any other woman when you know how I feel about you?
Jealous?! You think I'm jealous?! Hey! Just because you love me and want to marry doesn't mean you can't be attracted to another woman.
Alright.
Alright?!
[smiles] Thanks.
Thanks?! What is wrong with you?!
Well that was a long drive to the airport.
Say what you want to say.
He's too old for you, way too old for you.
I am an adult, I have a job, I pay my bills, I'm responsible around here and I'm responsible when I'm not around here and I'm in Buffalo, so I think that who I go out with should be left up to me. You are my dad and I love you, but I'm over 21 now and I think I have to decide who I wanna be with for the rest of my life.
Rest of your life?
What's a guy in his 40s going out with a girl in her 20s for other than the obvious?
He's going out with me for the same reason any man goes out with any women, he likes me, he's interested in me.
Hey, Dad, do you mind if my boyfriend comes over tonight?
When are we gonna meet Mr. "None of Our Business"?
You're not gonna meet him.
Because?
Because Mom and Dad wouldn't understand.
Because?
Because, they don't think of me as an adult women with a career.
Just tell me why he is not a good idea?
[Mary walks out]
S7 E2Monkey Business Deaux (2)
Don't you think I have enough problems with Lucy without your help?
What kind of problems? Is it sex? Is that you're problem with Lucy?
No, it is not sex and I don't think it's cute for you to ask me that because it's completely inappropriate.
Simon! Kitchen! Now!
What's going on?
I think Dad wants to see me in the kitchen.
Robbie said that you said that Mary told you Robbie and I slept together.
So, are you mad at Mary because she said something to me or because I said something to Robbie?
I don't know why she would say something. and I don't know you said something to Robbie, especially without saying something to me first. And I'm still upset with your new partner. Is she still around?
Yes, and I'm sorry if there a rule that I have to discuss everything I say to Robbie with you? Because I didn't know that was a rule. And now that I do I'm not agreeing to it.
You don't have to agree with it because it's still a rule.
Let's see how that works out.
See how what works out?
This. (He kisses her)
Wait. You can't... you can't...
I can't do what?
You can't just do that every time I try to talk to about something serious.
Why not?
Because it's a rule and I don't care if you agree to it because it's still a rule. (runs upstairs, yelling down at Kevin) And change partners!
[to himself] Man I love that woman.
Last night when I was talking to Mary.
Mom said we shouldn't talk to her.
I know but I did it anyways and you know what she said. She said,”Oh, really? Did you know Robbie and Lucy had a little sleep over in his room last year.” Is that true? Did Lucy ever spend the night with you in this room?
Is that why you want to trade my room for yours?
I'll take that as a yes.
Shh! Don't wake up Mom.
Dad said let her sleep.
Is this a way a woman who wants to be a minister should behave?
No...
You'd consider leaving your family in order to be with this low-life sky jockey who's got a daughter your own age?
I really have to go now! Would you please get out of my car!?
I hope that every time that you even think about kissing him you think about kissing your father! And for anyone who's listening, that came out completely wrong!
Simon, you're not just a date, you're running an escort service. You can't do that.
Why not? It's not illegal.
It's immoral.
No, it's not. It's practically a public service. I'm not selling sex.
You're one step away from it!
You let Mary date a man as old as Dad and I can't even have my own apartment.
That's really lame, Simon.
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