[to Jude] You just need better time management skills. We all have something we could work on. Jonesy's obsessed with girls.
True, but you never take chances. Ever
I go way too crazy on sales.
[Reluctantly] I could stop teasing the clones.
Okay, I'm not being conceited, but I can't really think of anything
[Angrily and fast] Oh yeah, how about butting into everybody's business and telling everyone what to do all the time.
[gasps] Did I just say that out loud?
Well, you always giving everyone advice and it's not always good.
Uh, news flash: No, I don't.
Uh, this just in: You totally do.
Here's the weather: Nuh uh.
Hot off the press: Yeh uh. Oh, and breaking news: You're bossy, too.
Pictures at eleven: Of you being wrong!
MUMovie Usher
[Irritated] Live from the Gigantoplex: You're not the only people in line here.
[Angrily] Oh yeah, well, stay tuned, because you all suck!!!
Hey! Nice call on the cologne spritz, huh, cheater?
Since when did you start checking up on me?
Since you started looking twice at water fountains.
Guys, this Man-Off thing is seriously getting out of hand. It's not about who smells the best anymore; it's about who smells the least horrible.
Yeah, and it's getting really gross. Which would be hilarious if it didn't affect me so directly.
I'm not going to give up, unless Wyatt is going to quit for real this time.
As if. The Man-Off champ's either going to be you or me, which is a nice way of saying it's going to be me.
I think we can all agree that Jude and hygiene never met on a first name basis.
There are still three days until the Man-Off is over, so don't let me catch you washing your hands in spit, because from now on, spit counts as a cleaning fluid.
[referring to the girls on her team] Are they gone?
Don't worry, you're safe.
[She pulls at her underwear from inside her cargo pants, and gets relief... all to the girls' surprise.]
Uh, that was me pulling my underwear from my butt. Where it's been lodged for, like, an hour. I hate these girly gitch!
[last scene of the series, Nikki is trying to phone home on the plane.]
JSJonesy's Voicemail
I'm Jonesy's voicemail, who are you?
[hanging up] Ugh! Why'd I break up with Jonesy? He's supposed to be the idiot, not me!
[Nikki tries to call again.]
JSJonesy's Voicemail
I'm Jonesy's voicemail.
FAFlight Attendant
Excuse me, we're on the runway, so turn that off.
Sorry, but I just said goodbye to the best friends and the best boyfriend I'll ever have, and I need to tell him I don't want to break up anymore, so back off and let me undo the biggest mistake of my life!
[The other passengers voice their assent.]
RGRandom Guy
Let her call!
BBusinessman
Let her call!
[The flight attendant sighs a harassed sigh and walks away. Nikki tries again and gets through.]
NJNikki and Jonesy
I don't want to break up! Me neither! Whew!
[On the plane and in the mall, people cheer.]
[Behind Nikki, the flight attendant clears her throat.]
Okay, seriously have to go now.
I love you too, guys! Bye for now! [She hangs up. In the mall, Jonesy sighs happily.]
Maybe everything will be okay after all.
[The camera zooms out, providing a wide, wide view of the food court, which is cluttered with many of the characters that appeared throughout the series. Ron drags a teenager with an orange mohawk away.]
RRon
[last lines] You're coming with me!
