I didn't know you could drive so slowly in this game.
S1The Slow and Even-Tempered
Remember, it's not just about driving. It's also about killing things.
I got four points.
The game's highscore is 75,000!
This is a really expensive car...
Expensive yet free.
S1A Lime to Party
If there's one thing the Jonesmeister is good at it's getting fired.
[The gang finds out that Wyatt is taking Serena to the concert instead of Jude or Nikki]
Jude and Nikki: GET HIM!
S1Deck the Mall
Jen (in the elevator): I hate working Christmas! I hate working Christmas! Stupid, annoying, pushy, last minute customers! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH! :[elevator doors open] Merry Christmas.
You're going to make someone very happy tomorrow, Mr. Ball.
Jude (trying to wrap a basketball): Okay, you're starting to get on my nerves, dude!
S1Employee Of The Month
CChrissy
You are about this close to being so fired!
Tell me when I'm this close, and I'll call a cab.
(To Nikki, who's been brainwashed by the Khaki Barn) Get ahold of yourself, girl! You're turning into one of them, and okay, it's fun to have you be nice to me, but you're totally freaking me out!
S1The Sushi Connection
Dude! That's so gross. How can you eat sushi?
I don't even like cooked fish.
It really is revolting.
Have you ever actually tried it?
No, but I don't have to try the public bathrooms here to know that they're disgusting.
Fine, live in ignorance. At least I know what I'm eating. Those fries probably aren't even made from real potatoes.
Yeah, but you gotta love 'em. The soul cannot live by nutrition alone. Mark my words, dude, mark my words.
KKirsten
We don't think you're doing a very good job.
KKristen
Yeah. You told that girl... the truth! It doesn't say anything about that in the Khaki Barn handbook, and we didn't sell the dress.
KKirsten
You're like the "Khaki... nator"!
Oh, good one. "The Khakinator". Oh, I like that. Now get to work.
KKristen
Whatever you say, "ASS MAN"!
That's assistant manager! I could fire you for that, you know!
(laughs) Your name tag says "ass man".
SHUT UP!
S1Enter the Dragon
Uh guys my stomach is killing, I don't think I can handle a movie tonight.
No! You don't really mean it, do you?
She just said she did! Sheesh! Nobody listens around here!
[Angrily] Okay, yes, they're tampons. I'm buying tampons. Man, guys can be such squeamish, little babies.
CThe Clerk
[scared] I was just looking for the price tag.
Oh [laughs nervously] Sorry
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