CaitlinCredit cards have limits?
Played by Brooke D'Orsay
6teen · 43 quotes
5th most-quoted character in 6teen: in 11 of its 43 quotes
Most scenes with: Wyatt Williams (7), Nikki Wong (7), Jen Masterson (5)
Lines by Caitlin Cooke 2
CaitlinCaitlin(To Nikki, who's been brainwashed by the Khaki Barn) Get ahold of yourself, girl! You're turning into one of them, and okay, it's fun to have you be nice to me, but you're totally freaking me out!
S1 Employee Of The Month
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Scenes with Caitlin Cooke 9
[In their interviews they are asked why they want to work there]
Because I've always wanted to start my own line of snowboarding gear and I think that working here would teach me so much about the retail sports industry.
I spend most of my free time here anyway, I figure I might as well get paid for it.
Because the Gigantoplex is a great place to pick up chicks.
I need the money to go traveling.
CaitlinDo you guys have like an employee discount?
[They're asked where they see themselves in five years]
Five years?!
Not working in a mall.
Jonesy (flirting): I know where I'd like to see myself tonight.
Rock climbing with some Maori dudes in New Zealand.
I don't even know what I'm doing this weekend!
Riding for my college snowboarding team. And competing in the Olympics.
[They're asked what kind of tree they'd be]
[Laughs]
CaitlinIs that the uniform you have to wear? That color really doesn't suit me.
I'd be a Christmas tree.
I guess I'd be ... a maple.
No wait, a dandelion.
CaitlinI'd rethink the hat, too.
I thought this was a skate shop.
I'd be an oak, because they're strong and they like to help people by providing shade from the sun.
Caitlin[cellphone rings]: Sorry, this might be important.
[They're asked about their biggest accomplishments]
Getting to second base with Jill Anderson.
Perfecting my mother's signature.
I once ate ten worms on a dare.
Being the youngest girl to make the varsity soccer team.
CaitlinI'd have to say my accessories.
[They're asked about their worst qualities]
My feet sometimes smell ...
I guess I don't have much patience for authority.
The list is long ... and distinguished.
CaitlinWhen I was seven I had this really heinous orange top ...
I don't have any! I'm a pretty great guy.
I didn't get any sleep last night. I was a afraid to have the dream again.
CaitlinWhat dream?
The one about the cowboy who thinks I'm the one who ran away with his wife to the big city and he's coming to kick my-aaaaaaagh! (sees a cowboy and runs away).
Jude (about Wyatt's jacket): Seriously, dude. 1985 called, they want their jacket back.
What's wrong with it
CaitlinWyatt, it's old. Retro is so yesterday.
She says, without a hint of irony.
Dude! That's so gross. How can you eat sushi?
CaitlinI don't even like cooked fish.
It really is revolting.
Have you ever actually tried it?
No, but I don't have to try the public bathrooms here to know that they're disgusting.
Fine, live in ignorance. At least I know what I'm eating. Those fries probably aren't even made from real potatoes.
Yeah, but you gotta love 'em. The soul cannot live by nutrition alone. Mark my words, dude, mark my words.
S1 The Sushi Connection
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Uh guys my stomach is killing, I don't think I can handle a movie tonight.
No! You don't really mean it, do you?
CaitlinShe just said she did! Sheesh! Nobody listens around here!
S1 Enter the Dragon
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Caitlin[Angrily] Okay, yes, they're tampons. I'm buying tampons. Man, guys can be such squeamish, little babies.
CThe Clerk
[scared] I was just looking for the price tag.
CaitlinOh [laughs nervously] Sorry
S1 Enter the Dragon
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[to Jude] You just need better time management skills. We all have something we could work on. Jonesy's obsessed with girls.
True, but you never take chances. Ever
I do so.
Name one.
Uhhhh..... [sighs]
CaitlinI go way too crazy on sales.
[Reluctantly] I could stop teasing the clones.
Okay, I'm not being conceited, but I can't really think of anything
Caitlin[Angrily and fast] Oh yeah, how about butting into everybody's business and telling everyone what to do all the time.
[gasps]
Caitlin[gasps] Did I just say that out loud?
Yes.
CaitlinWell, you always giving everyone advice and it's not always good.
Uh, news flash: No, I don't.
Uh, this just in: You totally do.
Here's the weather: Nuh uh.
Hot off the press: Yeh uh. Oh, and breaking news: You're bossy, too.
Pictures at eleven: Of you being wrong!
MUMovie Usher
[Irritated] Live from the Gigantoplex: You're not the only people in line here.
[Angrily] Oh yeah, well, stay tuned, because you all suck!!!
S1 One Quiet Day
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[referring to the girls on her team] Are they gone?
Don't worry, you're safe.
[She pulls at her underwear from inside her cargo pants, and gets relief... all to the girls' surprise.]
Ahh, finally!
What was that?!
Uh, that was me pulling my underwear from my butt. Where it's been lodged for, like, an hour. I hate these girly gitch!
CaitlinEww.
Nice.
I know the feeling.
S3 Fashion Victims
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[last scene of the series, Nikki is trying to phone home on the plane.]
JSJonesy's Voicemail
I'm Jonesy's voicemail, who are you?
[hanging up] Ugh! Why'd I break up with Jonesy? He's supposed to be the idiot, not me!
[Nikki tries to call again.]
JSJonesy's Voicemail
I'm Jonesy's voicemail.
Ugh!
FAFlight Attendant
Excuse me, we're on the runway, so turn that off.
Sorry, but I just said goodbye to the best friends and the best boyfriend I'll ever have, and I need to tell him I don't want to break up anymore, so back off and let me undo the biggest mistake of my life!
[The other passengers voice their assent.]
RGRandom Guy
Let her call!
TTeenager
Have a heart!"
BBusinessman
Let her call!
SStranger
Yeah!
[The flight attendant sighs a harassed sigh and walks away. Nikki tries again and gets through.]
Jonesy?
[simultaneously] Nikki?
NJNikki and Jonesy
I don't want to break up! Me neither! Whew!
[On the plane and in the mall, people cheer.]
Yeah!
CaitlinWoo!
Alright, Nikki!
[Behind Nikki, the flight attendant clears her throat.]
Okay, seriously have to go now.
CaitlinWe love you!
See you!
Love you!
Peace out!
Bye Nikki!
I love you too, guys! Bye for now! [She hangs up. In the mall, Jonesy sighs happily.]
Maybe everything will be okay after all.
[The camera zooms out, providing a wide, wide view of the food court, which is cluttered with many of the characters that appeared throughout the series. Ron drags a teenager with an orange mohawk away.]
RRon
[last lines] You're coming with me!
S4 Bye Bye Nikki? Part 2
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